Simpsons Movie

“Has there been a thread on this already? If so I'm sorry, I always hated it when threads were repeated, the news is a couple days old, but this is the first I heard of it.

Simpsons Movie

I've always loved the simpsons, and you know with popularity like they have a movie is innevitable, just another way to make more money, add more publicity to a show that some fear is running out of ideas and is on the edge of dying out. The simpsons rock 8)”

“Don't have a cow, man.

(ha!)


Thanks. I heard about a half-second on CNN about this and that was all.”

“From Bart's chalkboard, supposedly:

I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
I will not call the principal "spud head".
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an emmy.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
I will not re-transmit without the express premission of Major League
Baseball.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
It's potato, not potatoe.
I will not trade pants with others.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not cut corners.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not show off.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.”

“Why am I not surprised that you could come up with that list, Tilt?”

“I tend to hang onto things like that.......”

“me thinks that maybe you know da list because you have personal experience with them (same as Bart)?”

“I refuse to comment on anything I did before 1972! LOL”

“What?! why I'm surprised you could even remember? hee,hee I was never a problem in school. But after school and in the summer...? It was always the fault of the neighbor boys. (only 1 other girl in my neighborhood in Omaha)”

“Well, you know what they say in the District of Columbia: "I'm afraid I can't recall."”

“JESSICA SIMPSON??? Another dumb pretty blond!!!! :o)”

“Another Simpson? Coincedence?

nah.........”

“I'm bumping this up so that I can print it out and post it on the office wall and e-mail it to all my friends and my daughter.

(I are a teecher.)

Did I tell you about the time in grade 11 I got drunk at lunchtime and vomited on my Chemistry teacher?








I'll save it for FYAO V.”

“Lead By Example, I always say.... LOLOL”

“Yup.”

“I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.

Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.”

“I just saw an ad for the DVD at Target on sale now.
Did I miss the theatrical release?”

“Did I miss the theatrical release?”


SS you say that as if its a bad thing”

“I would wait for the pay per view, but I don't remember a theatrical release.
;-)”

“who cares?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama:_Bender%27s_Big_Score

!!!”

“Heck yeah, I just watched that last night.

Haven't seen the simpsons movie yet...”

“my son just came home with a copy of the dvd. i haven't watched it yet. i am not sure i would use "theatrical" and "the simpsons" on the same sentence but i am certain it will be fun to watch with my son.”