NASCAR Sucks!

“I am economizing.

I wanted to use an existing thread.”

“what a way to save thread space, chili :)”

“Let it never be said that I am not doing my part to keep this place effecient.”

“Who you backing?”

“I have been a Mark Martin fan for a long time.

However, I will be happy if anyone except Jeff Gordon wins the race.”

“LOL....we have a DIE HARD Earnhart (and JR) fan who is the LT. on the Ladder truck...a couple of years ago we came in one morning and someone had put this guy's face on the Gordon Rainbow Warroir outfit.”

“So what's wrong with Jeff Gordon chili? He's made many accomplishments and firsts in NASCAR. First gay driver to drive in NASCAR. First gay driver to win a race. First gay driver to win a championship. First husband and wife team to both win races and championships (Jeff and Jimmy Johnson). First driver to go down on Fatback McSwain in winner's circle. Ect, ect, ect...”

“I think it is that #&%!$ eating grin that grinds on me, nigal.

I am an EEOC type of person...the fact he wants to do a remake of brokeback mountain (approriately titled "Drive shafts and bump drafting") doesn't bother me.”

“They changed the name of the movie? It was supposed to be "Rubbing's racing".”

“What was it Gordon said about one race, "I had him right where I wanted him. He was right behind me and my pants were down."”

“Jeff Gordon is probably the best driver out there right now with Jimmy Johnson a close second.

Tony Stewart and Kurt Bush don't have the temperament to overcome challenges like the two Hendrick guys.

I do like what I see in Denny Hamlin and I can't believe Biffle hasn't done better in Cup than he has.

JR is over hyped and over rated. Talk to me when he wins a championship or even makes a play for one...
last edited: 2/17/08 2:32:10 PM”

“America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936”

“Jeff Burton has quietly moved up about 30 places. It looks like he might have something left for the end of the race.”

“I'm an anybody but Jimmy Johnson fan...!

I've pulled for Mark Martin ever since he started racing. I hate the 'part time' racing thing...he is still a great racer but I wish he would run all the time or not.

I've got my own 'stable' of drivers, Tony Stewart, Michael Waldrip, or Carl Edwards.”

“OK...Ryan Newman...that is cool!!!”

“Everyone from 3rd to 10th got a great jump on that last restart.”

“You can't have two number ones.
Yeah, 'cause that would be eleven.”

“OK...Ryan Newman...that is cool!!!

He is definitely one of the good guys, him and Jeff Burton.”

“Is there still a Viagramobile?   ROF!”

“Noooooo......! Thankfully...I hated it when that was Mark's sponsor!”

“dodge won”

“Ricky Bobby! That's what I'm talking about StoveStomper! He's awesome.”

“Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Best documentary ever!”

“jeez, the AP was really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that non-story”

“Personally, I'd rather check out Ashley Judd than stockcars going around in a circle.

But whatever blows your skirt up.

”

“Stockcars? Tilt, you last century boy, even I know better than to make fun of the oil slicks and their rum rum tricks.”

“The parents of some of Laurel's classmates work for nascar teams. That might explain all of the racecar-related goodies (pencils, erasers, et al.) handed out at class parties.”

“Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks”

“Ha! Gimmie a good rally race ANYDAY!”

“What's yer number?”

“I was into the rally when it was on DTV, but Subaru gave up the broad cast.”

“Team subaru kicks ass!

Yeah, speedvision suck ballz now.”

“Look ... he's makin a right turn!
Look ... he's makin another right turn!
Look ... he's makin another right turn!
I wonder what he'll do next!

--Jeff Dunham”

“LOL..its a left turn.”

“Our Company changed drivers AGAIN this year. Now we have Kyle Busch racing for us in the M&M car. I'm not sure how I feel about that....”

“Well butter my giblets and smack my bare ass! It's Txwoodswoman! How ya been?”

“Hey there Txwoodswoman! Long time no see!”

“Hi Tex.
How 'bout giving us some news, like your job(you were about to change and become a medic of sorts), your love life(did you ever get married?), your car, your backpacking trips, etc. I've missed you.”