FOR NICOLE'S EYES ONLY

“Dear daughter: Your grandfather a week ago, had to have a heart procedure done. Luckily he didn't have to have a bypass, but rather a stint put into his heart which openned an blockage. Also, Now another problem has popped up and he may have to have surgery.

Grandma/Grandpa, will be having their anniversary for the 50th year of marriage. Wish you were here to help celebrate.

Nicole, are you okay? Did you ever escape from the beastie? If you want to come home, just let us know.

I am going to England for tomorrow for a little vacation get away. Prices are cheap now.

Also, I have now lost 105 lbs. You would not recognize me.

Love, Mom”

“Love mom? Yeah right. Ylu yourself decided you wanted nothing to do with my life. That was your choice.


I'm sorry about grandfather I will call him but I will never talk to you again.”

“ps. show some tact next time. You wish to give me serious news then give me news and leave the pathetic little kindergarten insults out of it.”

“Nicole, are you okay? Did you ever escape from the beastie? If you want to come home, just let us know.
uncalled for from a mother....

Nicole ...hugs.....darlin....is this a troll or really your mother????

next time don't answer either......”

“psycho.


family.


drama.


can you keep it off the boards? damn.”

“baby mama drama”

“No offense, but this chit is real old. Please take it off line.

thanks.”

“Nicole has been assimilated. There is no return for her.”

“"Mommy Dearest"”

“shut up Shut Up SHUT UP!”

“No wire hangers! No wire hangers!!!”

“Welcome back to another episode of "As The Stomach Turns". This week's installment brings back the new and sLiGtHlY improved Mamabearrr. Watch her vain attempts to communicate with her daughter, Nicole, about a person that in all fairness is close to each others heart. And now a quick word from our sponsor, PrOzAc, making a better life for you and me since,,well,,, I can't remember, thats how good it is.”

“LOL Mr. rabbit, if you could just redo that in a Alfred Hitchcock voice, we could sell it to the networks...”

“laplemeaf is my mommy”

“you really need to examine your choices in how you communicate personal family matters.

There is a thing called a phone, or even mail...and best of all ...western union, or even email.

Family matters do not belong on this, or any internet chat board.

Your choice in the means of communication is poor. I wonder what type of person would choose such an open forum to try to coerce your daughter to sypmathy. I believe your attempt is to soften everyones hearts to your cause and harden them agaist Nicole. This type of manipulation is sublimely sneaky and borders on underhandedness.

I think you need to address your issues privately with Nicole and Mike, and leave the rest of us out of your dealings...truely...none of us cares, and you continue to show us that you are truely a person of low character.

Now with that said...I'm sorry about the family situation...I hope that whatever is best, happens sooner, rather than later.”

“Isn't the title of this thread akin to telling someone they have a booger hanging out of their nose, but insisting they don't pick it?”

“This is a joke, isn't it?”

“Uhh, Artex, there's something...right there on your tooth, no, the other tooth, it's green, no, you missed it. DON"T TOUCH IT!”

“I think its NO joke. stupid use of a public forum.”

“ewwww Artex ate his boogers”

“Free, why did you post, especially so quickly? Imagine the satisfaction you give her, knowing she can still yank your string.

(I'm still not certain the whole thing isn't a set-up, a hoax)”

“Flyguy you are right, i shouldn't have posted. Usually I don't respond at all. Knee jerk reaction I guess, I was mad she is still posting family buisness up on a public forum and I still wasnt awake yet. Trust me, If it were up to me, things would be handled in a more civilized way.”

“This is truly the most ignorant, fuct up thing I've seen all day. Normally I just read this crap, shake my head and keep my thoughts to myself but if this thread is for real, then I'm amazed at the Disfunction going on here.
If it's a bullshi+ post for attention then it's pretty comical.”

“I'll take a martini, shaken, not stirred.

For Your Eyes Only
From the Movie "For Your Eyes Only"
Performed by Sheena Easton

For your eyes only
Can see me through the night
For your eyes only
I never need to hide
You can see so much in me
So much in me that's new
I never felt until I looked at you
For your eyes only, only for you
You see what no one else can see
And no one breaking free
For your eyes only, only for you

But love, I know you needed me
The fantasy you freed in my
Only for you, only for you
For your eyes only
The nights are never cold
You really know me
That's all need to know
Maybe I'm an open book
Because I know you're mine
But you won't need to read
Between the lines

For your eyes only, only for you
You see what no one else can see
No one breaking free
For your eyes only, only for you
The passions that collide in me
Wild abandon side of me
Only for you, for your eyes only”

“Don't bruise the vermouth, dammit!



What the hell is Sheena Easton up to these days, anyway?

I Know.... she makes Tent Poles, right?”

“I actually resisted opening this thread until just now. I should have stuck with my initial decision not to open this thread. That's a few minutes of my like I'll never get back :(”

“Hey, it's only your life ticking away....


Got any good martini recipes? (and I don't mean any of that crap with the cranberry juice and Cointreau either)”

“Sailing on my every step. Inching off of the earth.
Is magnified by the things I've done.
The thing that I've become.

Every lift of my hand. Coffee cup up, and back.
Is magnified by the things I've done. The things I've seen. the things I've caused.

I'm a StickmanWalking.

The hammer that I once brung down now hovers over me.
Cast a shadow across, onto me.

The hallways are all mocking me.
What I've become they're all mocking me.

I'm a StickmanWalking. A StickmanWalking. A StickmanWalking. I'm a StickmanWalking. StickmanWalking. StickmanWalking.”

“Has he seen the big DOUGHNUT THREAD yet???”

“You can't miss it.... It's the one with "Apocalypse" in the title.


Bon apetit.”

“Here ya go, dude...


martini glass
1 jigger Beefeater Gin
two olives
1 jigger vermouth


Pour gin into glass. Add olives. Discard vermouth. Call friend who owns a bottle of vermouth. Ask him to open it next to the phone. Hold martini glass next to your phone while he does this. Enjoy.”

“No vermouth? I've done shots of gin but never with olives.”

“Wow, Scorch, I'm touched!
Talk amongst yourselves, I'm verklempt.”

“Back when I was little my Mom used to make these shooter type things with gin for parties. They had the tiny shrimp in them, and were spicy. I snuck a few of those, they were really good.”

“Gin shots with tiny shrimp? I'll have to do some searches.


YAz... I've heard a few martini recipes like that. There's one theory that there had to be at least a couple of cases of vermouth in Nagasaki and Hiroshima, so all you have to do is hold the martini out through a window for a few moments --- because the vermouth is still coming down.... That's the "Atomic Martini".”

“LMAO @ Phil!! Too funny..


SMW, it's a song by Pearl Jam (real title is DeadMan Walking LOL but every time i see your handle i start singing the song)”

“Grunge is dead. Move along.”

“toe jam...both stink”

“I thought Paris Hilton was posting here and this was a message for her seester! Damn!”

“i feel like i'm going to go to hell for even posting on this thread, but i had to post my favorite martini recipe! i used to hate them, but then i tried this one, and yum!

swish vermouth around inside a glass just to coat the inside, then pour it out. fill glass with Ketel One vodka. add 15 olives, and some olive juice. (it's "dirty," baby!) pour down the gullet.”

“Scorch, I knew what the song was, I was just shocked and amazed that I got the long distance dedication lol. My tt name is partly a play on the term dead man walking and partly because some people think I'm skinny, just because I only weigh about 150.”

“This thread is mis-titled.

It should have been....


"Everyone look, NOW!"”

“how about.... "Nutty Broad & Martini Recipes"?

At least now it's serving some useful purpose.




15 olives?”

“I kind of figured it wouldn't take much to steer this thing off its already misguided course. Thanks Sheena Easton.”

“15 could be a slight exaggeration.”

“It's the olives that get you drunk you know.”

“speaking of drunk, some guy who works downstairs just came upstairs to chat with someone, and he was TOTALLY drunk! i mean, slurring his words and everything. good lord!”

“I drank a tad too much vodka tuesday, but I recovered.”

“Didn't see you yesterday Chili. So, it took till Thursday??”