Ban Mapleleaf

“your getting married right?
i am always the last to know

LOL SS PC is peeved off at him. what did you do?”

“Are ya ready for work, Maple?”

“getting ready, need to go see the boss. i guess it is time for a tune up :(”

“Rrrrrrrrrrrruuuuufffff!!!

Get them doggies!!”

“That dang Mapes hasn't been banned yet?!?!

Mornin' Maple! Save those kitties!”

“It's rainin' cats and dogs.....here”

“Hi Mapes!

Why are you being banned this time?”

“Every time it rains it rains
Dead turkeys from heaven ...”

“Maple......Queen Of Roadkill”

““your getting married right?
i am always the last to know
mapleleaf
7:30:41 AM
1/18/06

You didn't get the email???????”

“NO Schitt??”

“Jack Schitt? I don't know him.”

“No Schitt to what?”

“MarkO likes to remind us that he knows Jack Schitt and we don't.”

“I used to know Jack.”

“Jacques Merde(?)”

“Ahhh, now hee ees zee Saucy Frenchman, sil vous plait. C'est facile, non?”

“Rusty Waters(?)”

“I dunno big guy ... it's your fantasy.”

“its going to take a bigger man then bearmagnet to get me banned.
many have tried
many have failed”

“many have died.”

“There you have it Bearmagnet. You'll just have to put on weight!”

“Yes, ban Mapleleaf. Then, perhaps, this thread may quit popping up!

LOL.

LMBO@Geobeet. He knows how Mapleleaf loves turkeys.”

“Born no doubt of her affection for you, my friend, NS.”

“One Inch Wang will be heartbroken if Maple is ever really banned.”

“Nimblefoot - There is a story about which I don't believe you've heard. It has to do with Mapleleaf, a shopping center parking lot and an airplane or helicopter, from which turkeys were released from overhead. I don't recall the exact results, but they may have discovered that frozen turkeys can't fly. Or turkeys whose wings have been clipped! Have you ever seen turkeys smashed into giblet gravy?
last edited: 1/19/06 10:22:02 AM”

“Yikes.”

“No man, that was WKRP.............strictly fiction.”

“No it wasn't! I saw a news clip with Les nesman reporting live from the scene!

Oh the Humanity!”

“*sigh* my mappleaf.....”

“I like saying "Tofurkey". It's fun. I believe they have Tofurkeys that look more like the real thing...."bones" and "wings" and stuff.”

“Ban mapleleaf, she's a lush and the kids on line might see it and decide drinkin' is cool. This is a family site dern it! Ban her!”

“silly girl stovie has been tryin to ban me for years. it anit gonna happen”

“Noooooooooooooooo
I *heart* Mapes!”

“can I still get banned?


everyone else is :)”

“ban yourself”

“pervert!!”

“She's looking for organs.

Run for your livers!!!”

“youre the one with the dirty mind”

“WHAT???

I am not!


She's looking for organs.

StoveStomper
10:51:39 PM
5/29/06



and that is bad?”

“and orgasms in a basket”

“too funny :)~”

“I have an upright piano at home...would that help?”

“Play with yourself......often?”

“MarkO you need to go to a different site to get your enjoyment about playing with yourself.”

“I play with my kid.

We jam!!”

“NOW THAT IS GROSS...So MarkO...You one of those "If you ain't had a date before 8 (yrs) then its too late"?”