Tom Terrific / MarkO

“Got my shirt in the mail today. Thanks a lot.”

“I always knew that hoser would steal the shirt off your back.”

“Hey he returned it and it was clean. I wish I could say that about the rest of my gear from last weekend.”

“Are you *sure* it's clean??”

“Wow, how domestic. Shoot, all my gear is still in the sled in the living room.”

“hey mark, you don't mail ME any gear, wtf”

“That's because you're not as special as me.
:P”

“sniff sniff...”

“He had to clean it. The Post Office would not send it otherwise!

They do have rules you know.

God forbid you get cross sontamination and some congressman end up getting mail smelling of eau de armpit! Bush would declare war on someone”

“Stand by, Scorchie !

We'll just have to go out...........backpacking, that is!”

“And we'll have to swap shirts, of course.”

“LMAO... i'll be sure to wear spandex”

“Hell yes.....my ass is much bigger than your's.”

“you're dead sexy baby!!

(in an austin powers voice)”

“Well, you know what one necropheliac said to the other as the passed by the mortuary....

"HEY -- Let's stop in for a cold one!"”

“Look what you started Zac!

That has to be the sickest joke I've ever heard and the sickest toon I've ever seen.


As soon as the tears stop flowing, I'm gonna be real offended.”

“Me too!!!”

“what! what'd i do?”

“Who's hungry?”

“im eating yodels and potato chips! i can finally taste again.”

“What? No krullers?”

“no, but lots of cheratussin AC and nyquil!”

“Yodels and potato chips?

No wonder your brain is addled.”

“i can taste again, it's a miracle. i've been laying in bed eating nothing but meds this past week and a half. yodels are a godgift today. normally, i hate them, but today, i ate them.”

“What, no Snoballs or rasberry Twinkies?”

“Doritos and cheesecake?”

“mmmmm.... all just sounds way too tempting....”

“Barf........she said!”

“Just in case we missed it the first time?? LOL”

“exactamundo dude”

“Dear god, I've unleashed a monster.”

“please, call me scorchfire.”

“Scorchfire!”

“hey Mark, let me know about your Wonderland trip. I am definitely going this summer and could use a little advise.”

“Tom Terrific is in the land of Wonderland himself... MarkO has been taking his place.”

“so that means we can kick MarkO's butt while Tom Terrific is away?”

“Mark O


Pole O !!!”

“Mark O





Polo O”

“MarkO DarkO”

“Shut Up ! ! !”

“marko, you're disqualified......it should've been:

SHUT UP-O!”

“Hey Pete,
We followed the same plan as a trip we saw on the net.

Search for "Wonderland Trail 2000"

We couldn't get one of the sites they stayed at and had to settle for another.

One day we hiked past an intended site hoping to get a place at the next.
It turned out to be the only full campground we saw so we camped off the trail.
It was tough to find a level spot.”

“come hike with us this weekend, marko!”

“What town is Hawk Mountain near?

I don't know mountains in Pennsylvania.

MarkO con Pollo?”

“It's in Kempton, PA... near Hamburg, PA where the Cabela's is... which is about 25 minutes from Allentown, PA.”

“Yeah, yeah, just a hop skip and a jump from Baltimore.”

“Mail, Mark-O!”

“Roger!”