Maine hooter's to serve coffee

“Topless coffee shop to open in Maine.”

“Customer: Could some cream, please?

Waitress: Sure! <squirt>”

“Boy, was I excited! Let's try that again, shall we?

Customer: Could I get some cream, please?

Waitress: Sure! ”

“Customer: Could I get some cream, please?

Waitress: Sure! <squirt>"”

“Yer pushin' it, bit!”

“LMFAO Bit!!!”

“yah yah yah”

“Great, now not only can guys have a place to drool, then can get jacked up on caffine while they do it.

”

“So can this place be added as a stop on twigeater's Hike Maine III trip?”

“I should have though twice about starting this thread.
Bit has gone over the edge. ;-)”

“ok just to let you know,

I will be the very first one to LMFBO when the first waitress trips and spills it all over her and starts to scream from the pain.”

“Like a couple mils of cotton would help anyway?”

“The clothing can actually make it worse, since it holds the hot liquid against your skin. Otherwise it would just scald you and run off.”

“Ouch ! ! !”

“I'd order ice water and hope for the best!”

“See, it's a safety issue...all waitresses should go topless.”

“I like aero's idea! ;-)”

“Don't post any pics of naked fat people on this thread.”

“I second that reminder.”

“is she going to bring donuts on her..........nevermind”

“So what size cups do they have... ... of coffee that is?”

“Demitasse.”

“I’ll have a lap dance latte.”

“I'll have a Double Mammar..uh, Mocha Java Lacta...uh, Latte, with a Ti...uh, Twist, please...”

“Bit one creamer or two?








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“DON'T DO IT!!!!”

“too late”

“You're actively trying to get poor StoveStomper fired, aren't you?”

“Maple, you are SO going to hell for that one!”

“It is with sadness, I have to put Maple on 'ignore'. :(”

“she was not naked stovie
nothing wronge with that pic.”

“I am really sorry I started this thread. I should have known better.”

“please tell me you are joking stove”

“That gif sort of gives new meaning to the word "baggies" don't it.”

“well stove? im waiting?
joking or not?”

“mapleleaf, you just don't get it, do you?

When he says he can be fired for that kind of thing, HE'S NOT KIDDING!”

“oh I got alright.

later”

“before anyone jumps on the band wagon, i will not be posting any more pics of anything.


just keep in mind, subject matters can be just as offenceive as pics.

no more needs to be said.”

“Dammit MAPLE!!!

MY boss was walking by.”

“I heard on the radio that although the town approved it, his wife put the kabosh on the idea.”

“well that was a cold shower, wasn't it. LOL!!”