Hooters deprived

“I've never been inside a hooters, do they have good wings?. Thought y'all should know how deprived I am.”

“They're alright. Not the main attraction, if you get my drift.”

“Someday, maybe I'll go.”

“Well, having travelled most of the country, I can testify as to the quality of Hooter's around the country.

Yes, the wings are fine. The Buffalo Chicken Sandwich is good and the grilled mahi sandwich is passable.

The three mile island sauce is pretty hot and at times the 911 can be blazing.

Of course, the waitresses are always friendly and if you want the best Hooters in the USA, go to Huntsville.

Sincerely,

Chili "I love my Hooters" 36”

“this is what you are missing


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“I like the grilled mahi. I think that's what I usually get. The last time though, it was a much smaller filet than usual.”

“Good Lord Mapes! LMFAO!!! Glad my coworkers didn't see that! I'm gonna have to get to one soon now!”

“Where is huntsville and will that picture of mapleleaf ever go away!

BTW - are those new?”

“We have no Hooters where I live - closest one is about 60 miles.

Though I have heard rumors that one is in the plans for being built soon!”

“Hope those rumors are true, Roam Around. 60 miles is unacceptable... I've got one a few miles from the office, another in Peoria (40 miles away) and countless ones north toward Chicago.”

“I have three in the Memphis area. But if I took the best talent from all three, I still couldn't match one good shift at the Huntsville Hooters”

“You need to come back down sometime, Chili...I think the quality may have dropped a bit.

Still pretty good though.”

“Closest Hooters to me is about 50 miles away.”

“Actually, a trip down there is in the works.”

“There is one in downtown DC, Chinatown of all places, I should check it out.

Although the strip clubs in DC Rock - Full Nudity!!!”

“Strip clubs in Memphis rock too. Full nudity and they also have the VIP lounge in the back.


Not that I would know anything about it, mind you.”

“Oh, of course not. Never...rumors only, right?”

“I'm jealous. No VIP lounghes here - it's funny how conservative/liberal DC can be thanks to being the "seat o ultimate power"”

“Well, for about a year and a half, Memphis (not known to general public) had no vice squad.

Things pretty much ran wide open here for a while. Still haven't been restrained much, but the police department sort of takes the position that what happens in the club is less important that what happens on the street.”

“Some of us still remember the Argentine Firecracker.....”

“hmmm. Maybe I should put Memphis on my "Need to see list"?”

“Any time, bearmagnet.”

“Now SOMEONE told me that Hooter's had the best wings in the world, but he could care less about the waitresses...

HAVE I BEEN LIED TO??!??! >8-0”

“Best wings are still at Anchor Bar, Buffalo. I would imagine Most bars/restaurants in Buffalo have better wings then Hooters”

“I once dated a girl who was "hooter" deprived.”

“Chili (my hubby) will not be going back to Hooters anymore or he will have to married one of them. I look better than any of those Hooters girls.”

“cottonsocks, on your next bping trip you can wear a hooters outfit then we will decide that if that comment is true or not :)”

“All in favor?

Aye!


All opposed?

<silence>

Motion passes unopposed!”

“The wings at the Hooters near are awful. wouldn't feed them to my dog. And the chicks are ugly to boot. Real waste of time.....”

“Hey Ewker, I will just email you one. Will that work?


Who else needs one? I'm taking orders right now.

3 and counting”

“So, Q, when did your wife start lurking in Trail Talk?”

“Hhehehe...that's a good one. She's lurked for over three years now, really. She prolly has her own set of trolls =:0

I'm being honest. I don't know what it is about that place......it's terrible!”

“i've been to a hooters once in downtown nashville because it was the only darn place that was open.
if you ask me...the wings wasn't great. The women you ask?? well, I am probably the wrong person to judge, but if I would be a guy...hmm...well, just like the wings, there's better out there.”

“Next thing you know, the naysayers will be complaining the beer aint cold.”

“You don't have to make up excuses, Gemini! Women can go there guilt free to!”

“Maybe I should clarify why I what to go to hooters - because it exists! I could probably name 6 strip clubs closer to me (no I haven't been to all of them!). So why go to hooters? Oh wait! I already explained that.”

“Re: Cottonsocks... what exactly are you e-mailing to these guys, girly?? LOL!

WOO HOO TERS! LOLOLOL”

“Some things just don't need an explanation.

Res Ipsa Loquiter”

“well the strip clubs in atlanta rock....ever hear of the Gold Club....ha...fullnudity...and pretty much whatever else is on your or her mind”

“i like the buffalo shrimp at hooters, you can eat wings anywhere, but you can't find buffalo shrimp anywhere else!”

“Seems like the Suth has better clubs then DC.”

“Are Buffalo shrimp from the ocean also? Do they have horns?”

“I gotta admit the wings at Hooters aren't the best I've had. But they do have GREAT service and really cold beer.”

“At first glance, I thought the title was Hooters deprAved.

I'm Hooters deprived too. My wife has bloldly suggested that if I went into a Hooters, I would be DEPRIVED a certain part of my anatomy--and then I could become a Hooters waitress.”