Bear Humor

“Bear Humor



> A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on
> the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and
> says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
>
> The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The
> bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
> belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
>
> The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going
> to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
>
> The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
> bears in bars in Billings."
>
> The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman.
> He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
> The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
> bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
>
> The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
>
>
> .........You're gonna love this..........
>
> the bartender says, "You are now. That was a bar#&%!$youate."
>”

“ha ha ha

it took a second to decipher what a bar#&%!$youate is.”

“so, what are you saying, Dodder? That all ladys who frequent bars are #$%^&*s?”

“LOL..hahahah....cute....my room mate had to tell me what it was.....duh..


very cute......”

“LMMFAO!!!!!!!!”

“I guess I need a new decoder ring.”

“The Classics, yes..... LMAO!


I was up at the lake at sunset just now, watching for that tiny crescent Moon to appear and listening to the Prarie Home Companion from Boston.

At the end of the Guy Noir skit Garrison Keillor was saying, "Look, there's the Pope on TV, still doing that Pope Thing he does. I guess he's still Catholic."

Then the sound effects guy starts making these ungodly growling noises, and this woman says, "What are those bears doing over there in the woods???"

Keillor says, "Nevermind that!"

I almost fell in the lake I was laughing so hard.”