Pine Barrens, NJ?

“I'm really craving a trip. Being bedridden for the past week and a half is really starting to get to me,... anyone up for an overnighter next Sat to Sun (2/28-2/29) in the Pine Barrens, NJ?”

“next weekend I'd be up for it.”

“awesome! keep me posted.”

“You can tell Dub I'm not a troll, he'll believe you.”

“LOL will do”

“but why does dub think you're a troll?”

“Dub apparently has certain standards for determining who is and who isn't a Troll, which I have not met yet.”

“Hi Scorchy,

I'm glad you are feeling better.”

“does it have to be this weekend?

I have to work this Sat.

if it's March 5th weekend, we might be able to go.”

“thanks abilene : )

okay, i'll switch it. it'll be on the trips page in about 2 minutes...”

“I will only go if you can assure me that the crazy Russian from the Sopranos is not still loose there!”

“wtf...?????”

“Tree doesn't want to get wacked.”

“that's maple's problem LMAO”

“we are in.”

“and the party begins”

“Well I may well be moving, but if I don't get the keys in time then count me in.”

“awesome!

where may u be moving to?”

“DC still - supposed to move March 1 - but I'm hoping to get the keys at the weekend.”

“well good luck moving and if u don't move that weekend, then hope to hike with u again”

“u have mail scorchie”

“And I really do have to meet Mapleleaf and Treebeard someday soon.”

“nah, they're not worth your time ; )














jk guys u know i got nuttin but love for yas!”

“sure and thats why your coming to my house and TAKE care of my birds.

is that why we are going to the Pines?

hate to see what your going to do to my Frog. he already sleeps with da fishes”

“LOL!!”

“Beware the Jersey Devil!!”

“beware of Scortchy in the AM”

“HEY!”

“I think Schorchy want's to go to the barrens because she has a crush on Tom Brown Jr.”

“who the heck is tom brown jr?”

“WTF are you goin' to do with the birds, style their top feathers?”

“LOL.... no, clip their wings, toenails and find out what their sex is.”

“TMI”

“what the heck is TMI?



stop with these private jokes people!”

“Oh My!


Um.....I hope I'm not there when you go diggin' around determining sex with a Zircon encrusted tweezers!”

“Too Much Information. Having sex with little birds should be illegal.”

“EW!!! No, I just have to feel LOL.... wait a minute that doesn't sound very kosher either...”

“umm scorch, that sounded so perverted.


please wash your hands before sitting at our dinner table ok?”

“hey, they're YOUR birds”

“L A T E X........”

“don't worry, i use protection”

“on that note,.. time to go to work.”

“ScorchFire touched me in my special place.”

“So this is some sort of peverse bird trip.... not sure I want to go now.”

“Someone get me a lawyer I want to press charges.”

“LOL oh you need to talk to Pyscho Squirrles lawyer. he helped him out of a jam last year with geo.”

“I'm having second thoughts myself... I don't want to be involved in bird porn.”

“MarkO, you really coming in for this?

driving up thurs or just meeting us Fri night?”

“Tom Brown Jr. is "The Tracker" Scorchy. He grew up in the Pine Barrens. Do a google search

(As if she didn't know!)”

“Party on Thursday?

You betchyer birdy-lovin' chair-biscuits!”