Enough of these "women's parties" alread y!!!

“Just about all the messages from this troll sound like him.”

“F***erware!?

I don't remember being at this party, but then agin, Briar and I are kind of spent after the tour.”

“The kinder, gentler, only somewhat misanthropic bacpac?”

“Yep!”

“My wife went to a party recently. I won't say what kind but what she brought home was in a plain brown bag. Heehee!”

“I thought I was the only one. I, too, refuse to go to any more stupid a$$ girlie parties. I won't buy and I won't host. The worst is when the hostess says, just come, you don't have to buy anything. I do not want to sit in a room with a bunch of women I wouldn't hang out with anyway.

But a F***erware party, now that's a different story. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I imagine a party with some of my best girlfriends (sans men) and some good wine would make for one very fun evening. And the fun we would have when we get home.......

For the men, I have a friend who, along with his buddies, are in the process of starting a home-party company marketed at men in which they sell beer and gifts for the wife/girlfriend. The idea being that the guys get ideas for their hard-to-buy-for honeys AND they get to sample and buy good tasting beer for themselves AND get out with the guys (sans girls). I'm not sure it will work, but more power to them for trying!!”

“Tupperware is good stuff!!!!

I just finished reading "Crazy in Alabama" by Mark Childress


& Lucille kept her husbands head in a lettuce keeper....& NEVER a leak....

until the dogs got ahold of it....

ewwww....she should have used a ziplock bag in the keeper!!!”

“ewwwwwww!”

“I think I see a new episode of "Mythbusters" coming...”

“I don't get invited to many parties....


of course it might have something to do with getting drunk and puking on the couch at someone's house one time.”

“"F***erWare," LMAO!! that is priceless.

LOL @ Lizs! i totally know what you mean, people who throw those parties are retarded. my boss is the one who bugs me about that crapola the most...i once bought some stupid Pampered Chef things from her, and that's the last time i'm doing it!

one of my silly friends sent me a "recipe chain" letter (that's LETTER, not email), too...i was supposed to send in a recipe to some woman, and send the chain letter to 6 of my friends...then we were all supposed to get a bunch of recipes in the mail at the end. HELLO, has anyone ever heard of a cookbook, and email? LOL!!”

“"I don't get invited to many parties....


of course it might have something to do with getting drunk and puking on the couch at someone's house one time."

I'll never forget the time I woke up in my buddy's yard to find him standing there hosing off the front steps...at 9PM!”

“Were there people sitting on the couch at the time?

LOL



BTW, Lyra... you have to mail those recipes before the next new moon or you'll turn into a newt.”

“My wife goes to these parties sometimes. Keeps coming home with Pampered Chef stuff, some of which I like, some of which is crap. It is galling to me when she says "but it will help (name of friend whose income combined with her husband's is triple mine) get a free gift!" Damn dear, they could just stick a crowbar in their wallet and buy it, you know...”

“That's right lyra, and your buns will shrivel.”

“"sitting on the couch," LOL!!

i could deal with either the newt thing or the shrivelled butt, but not BOTH!”

“The Tasteflly Simple parties are cool. It's gourmet food which we all need anyhow, right? The Tangerine/Cranberry Mouse will give you a culinary go-gasm and the Beer Bread mix is mana from heaven.”

“Q: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?






















A: He was looking for a tight seal!!!!!”

“& Lucille kept her husbands head in a lettuce keeper....& NEVER a leak....




divinity
06:37:23 AM
02/23/04


did she "BURP" it first?”

“Funny thread - cudos to you, Lizzy!


I was kicked out of the house that night, but I heard they had a lot of fun."
~the-naviguesser

Next time? Hidden camcorder! LOL!


A former coworker and his wife lived adjacent to a lesbian couple - their back yards abutted.
The lesbos (not that there's anything wrong with that) would sometimes host a swimsuits optional hottub party. Alan said that on those days he'd rake his backyard clean down to China - LOL!”

“did she "BURP" it first?"
mapleleaf
10:01:41 AM
02/23/04

lol....actually she did!!!”

“HAHAH thats just wronge”

“All that money could be better spent hanging out at a bar.”