NO MORE SEX!

“The last episode is on tonight. I am going to miss this show so much. It's criminal that it's ending.

Gotta go now. Later.”

“That was my mother's favorite show. She'll be missing it as well.”

“Hated the ending for Carrie. Liked it for the other ones. Who could leave Mikhail Barishnykov? Not me I could tell ya. He is TO DIE FOR!”

“oh good lord, and here I thought Tango was gonna tell us she was joining a convent.”

“Don't scare me like that! LOL


Barishnikov's gotta be pushin' sixty by now.... <G>”

“Sara Jessica Parker is about the ugliest woman on the planet. But she's a pretty funny actress.”

“Sounds pretty young to me!”

“So Sister Mary Tango likes the russkie, eh?

did I mention my full name is PennsYuri Hikerov?”

“yeah, right. and I'm Roamanov Aroudski”

“Watch that sixties talk!”

“Ha!”

“In an attempt to spice up our sex life my wife suggested we share our fantasies with each other. I said, "Why? You're not in any of them!".

I heard they were trying to hammer out a deal for a SitC movie.”

“Nigal, what makes you think your in her's.”

“I know, it's probably Lenny Cravits! LOL!”

“I am Svetlina. Two soroufull on Mikhail 'n'kof, say the Ruskies us. He neds moore then f'moi pumpskis. He heds hut-bluded, baybee frum the homelaand.

But whut thes is? PennsYuri Hikerov? Whur? Duz thes 1 tell yokes en Brenson, Mizooohree?

I vant meat thes 1.

I am Svetlina.”

“KILL YOUR TV!!!!!


8p”

“Can someone translate what the f**k svetlina said?

I gotta listen to enough Mexicans jibber jabbing at work without reading some incohearent post.
Even Sarabelle can type better than that. It's pretty bad when you can understand a Dog better than a person.”

“Yikes”

“Gosh, I never saw a single episode.

What was it about?”

“I was sure you were talking about me.

For having lost but once your prime,
You may for ever tarry.
Robert Herrick,”

“So, how was it for you?
























the last episode, that is.”

“walkindude, they are speakin' Spanish.

Sister Mary Tang?”

“Held up!”

“Give me the Reader's Digest version of the last show.
I may not get to see it.”

“Sex.....sex and some more sex....”

“Don't I wish!”

“I've never seen it but I think I know what its about.”

“OK,,, ladies,, I've only caught a few eposides BUT which one of the characters can you relate to the most?

Have you brought any of those characters attributes into your life or relationships? And what has it done for your relationship w/self or any relationship for that matter?”

“There's always the Cialis commercials....."if erections last longer than 4 hours, you should be concerned and call your doctor". (and thank him).”

“DAMMIT TANGO!
Don't scare me like that.
When I saw this title and poster I thought "NOOOOOOOOOOO! Tango's cuttin' me off!"

LOL!”

“Phew, I thought maybe Tango was dumping Darius!”

“Tango Soap Opera?”

“LOL! Darius got stupid and married! Boo Hoo!

Sex and the City is about single women and friendships. How women really talk about men and sex! There were 4 main characters each one very different.

Last episode

Charlotte and hubby adopts a chinese orphan.

Miranda moves to Brooklyn with her hubby Steve and their baby. Steve's mother has a mild stroke and now the mother lives with them.

Carrie dumps Mikhail Barishnykov's character (BOO BOO BOO) and ends up with Big and we find out his first name is John.

Samantha tells her younger boyfriend while he is on location shooting a film that he can have sex with someone else since she is going through chemo and has no sex drive. He tells her no way. And then he flies back to surprise her. He tells her he loves her and she says that he is the most important man in the world to her.

I loved all the endings except Carrie's she should have stayed with the Russian!”

“Maybe when they had sex he was Russian.









Haw Haw Haw, I crack myself up!”

“OMG groan!

It really was that he didn't think she was important enough, he chose his work over her time and time again.”

“NEW YORK - It took them six years to realize it, but Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big were meant for each other.

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Many fans knew that all along, of course, despite numerous other men Carrie dated during the romantic, raunchy run of “Sex and the City.”

So Sunday’s finale was an answered prayer for viewers who, as the big day approached, had rooted for Carrie to choose Big over Aleksandr, the self-involved artist who enticed her to leave her beloved New York and move with him to Paris.

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After almost 100 installments, this top-secret, much-hyped conclusion made good on its pledge to resolve the love life of New York sex columnist Carrie. Played by series star Sarah Jessica Parker, she returned to Manhattan with Big (Chris Noth), the on-again/off-again businessman beau with whom she first struck sparks on the HBO series’ premiere.

With “Sex” the first of three long-running comedies (along with “Friends” and “Frasier” on NBC) coming to an end to this season, its finale set a standard theirs will be hardpressed to attain.

Meanwhile, it nicely tied up some loose ends concerning Carrie’s three gal pals:

Miranda, the hard-nosed realist played by Cynthia Nixon, remained a happy mother and the wife of bartender Steve, living in Brooklyn (where she opened her heart, and home, to Steve’s ailing mother, inviting her to come live with them).
Charlotte, the idealist (Kristin Davis) and her husband, Harry (formerly her divorce lawyer), got their wish after many disappointments: They’ll be adopting a baby girl from China.
And hot-blooded Samantha (Kim Cattrall) was solid with her boy-toy hunk, Smith, despite the loss of her sex drive from her successful treatment for breast cancer. In a tender exchange, he declared his love for her and she tearfully replied, “You’ve meant more to me than any man I’ve ever known.”
Voila! A few scenes later, Samantha was her lusty self, nude in the sack astride Smith. Her final line on “Sex and the City” was a protracted howl of pleasure.

But first, Carrie had to confront her mistake in abandoning her city, her friends and her sense of herself to be with Aleksandr (played by Mikhail Baryshnikov).

End of 'Sex'

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“I am someone who’s looking for love, real love ... can’t-live-without-each-other love,” Carrie told him, “and I don’t think that love is here.”

Moments later, Big, who had come to his senses and raced across the ocean to bring her home, found her alone in her Paris hotel lobby.

“It took me a really long time to get here,” said Big, “but I’m here: Carrie, you’re the one.”

Once back in New York, Carrie surprised her friends at the coffee shop where they’ve exchanged so many confidences with one another over the years.

Then, as a special scoop at the fade-out, Big, the man known only by his Carrie-bestowed moniker, phoned her and, at long last, viewers learned his real name. There it was, displayed as the cell phone’s caller ID: John.

Cultural phenomenon
Glorifying Manhattan, shopping and relationships, the series, which premiered in June 1998, was based on real-life sex columnist Candace Bushnell and created by Darren Star, then best known for concocting the Fox soap “Melrose Place.”

It became a cultural phenomenon, defining a new breed of modern woman who wasn’t afraid to talk about men — and her desire for them — with raw honesty, even as she gave top priority to her friendships with other women. (The show’s four leading ladies graced a Time magazine cover that asked the question “Who Needs a Husband?”)

But as Sunday’s end neared, accompanied by eulogies for the series that soon would be over, a contradictory message was gaining strength: Maybe this isn’t the end, after all.

Turns out the series’ top executive, Michael Patrick King, and the show’s cast are in discussions with HBO about a movie that would continue the saga, a network spokeswoman confirmed.”

“I was thinking this was perhaps a married without sex thread. Kind of like a self help thing or something. Oh well looks like I'll have to take my balls and go home.”

“I personally thought the last episode was anti-climatic, if you can say it that way. The extended episode telegraphed it's ending and dragged to get there. I might be one of the ones that likes people getting smashed in the mouth, so to speak, but this bit left me a little hanging.

I would have like it to end how my wife thought it should:

With Carrie coming home singal and declaring her love for the City of NYC, because that in FACT, is her true love and soulmate. The two are inseperable and the other things that happen are just events in her life, kinda like what they tried to do with "Big". I like Chris Noth's charater he plays, but I always love a good victim in my stories. After Adian, the series took a real dump for me and proceeded to mail it in from there.

As per the formula, keep it gay and leave it on a high note, something cheesy that only works in "The Producers".”

“sjp is pretty hideous sans make-up. satc was amusing, but i never became a regular. samantha was my favorite. the other 3 skanks hemmed and hawed about shtuff, but slutty ole sammy just went out and got what she wanted.”

“The dark haired one is the hotest. The one episode where she whipped her boob out at the dinner table nearly sent me over the edge.”

“I agree Nigal. I wish they would have showed more of them!”

“Not for this guy, anyways.

http://www.news4jax.com/news/4497426/detail.html”

“Ow.

Before Viagra, they had mechanical implants to fix that kind of problem. Perhaps he can get one of those.

Ow.”

“How the heck do you fracture something that has no bones or cartilage?”

“Well, they call it a fracture, but it's basically a tear in the hydraulics. Very difficult to repair because of the nature of the tissue.

I read somewhere that humans are the only mammals who don't have a bone in their #&%!$, btw.”

“that's what i want to know. can you really break that thing?”

“More than you ever wanted to know about penile fracture.


Guys, your nuts may never come back down again if you read that.”

“What do you all think, should the guy get compensation for this injury? Doesn't sound like an injury that happens too often. Maybe the guy was a little "out of shape"?”

“no comments from OIW?”

“His physical shape, if that's what you mean, has nothing to do with it, since there's no muscle in there. If you mean that he wasn't very hard, then it's even less likely, since the hydraulics have to be really full for it to occur.

If she did it with malice aforethought, then she should have to pay. Or, if she is/was a professional, then perhaps a malpractice lawsuit is in order.
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