Stratdewd is Hacked !

“whoever did it is dead meat!!!

[glares at ViOLin]”

“What up, Streudel?”

“hiyaz tiltie von hubble! just got back online. my hard drive had some kind of nervous breakdown.....apparently

i'm certain it was that vile violin friend of yours....”

“We thought you'd been carted off by those terrorists at NEA....... <G>”

“CRAP. It's Two in the freakin' morning --- I gotta crash.

Check back in at a sane hour next time, would-ja!


ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........”

“yeah well, the group ya'll sent over here to get me were all too geeky to catch me, so they just hacked me instead.

my constitutional rights have clearly been voilated and my legal council assures me that we have a very strong case againts matt....”

“Okay, Dewd....

Keep a low profile. Watch out for the Blue Meanies. I gotta scoot ---”

“Welcome back. Since you've been gone Violin has joined the Constitution party and is in charge of a grass roots campaign to get Pat Buchanan on the pres. ticket. Tilt and Treebeard have both switched jobs and now host conservative talk shows on ClearChannel stations.”

“Did it hurt?”

“So they let you out of Guantanamo, huh?

”

“The new show is called Tilt-Countertilt, and it features us going back and forth to see which of us can go further off the conservative deep-end and out do the other. As we speak, we are both fervently working to pull out all the stops to get Ashcroft to help you with this hacking problem and if need be, to stack the Supreme Court in your favor!”

“Yes, Strat is Wacked!”

“And what's that stuff on his chin?


Treebeard, you're out of plumb, you slanted bastard.

Off the deep end indeed!

Kookier than a ca-ca-teal!”

“Lol.

Hey Mark. Why don't you meet us at the Pine Barrens next weekend?”

“Next, as in, the very next weekend?

Hmmmmmm, are you guys burying something out there?”

“No, I think we are taking Twinks and Scorchy and going hiking down there. Not this weekend, but the one after...”

“Hmmmmmm, that might work!

This coming weekend there is a serious party going on and I'm goin' in!”

“Oh, for goodness sake!

This is stratdewd's thread!”

“Oh, sorry. And now back to our regularly scheduled program...



...brought to you by K.R.A.P (Keeping Rush Away from Pills)”

“Kewl thread, guys, LMAO.”

“"CounterTilt"??”

“Lack of anything better...

Point - counterpoint already been done!”

“I want to hear more specifics of this "hacking".

Do you mean Violin gave you a bad jaircut?”

“Maybe he coughed up a hairball...”

“Hails vapor action should help take away that hacking.”

“Fisherman's Friend!!

(puke twice, LOL)”

“I thought he was a decent musician........not a hack!”

“Tilt, peppermint flavor or tar and turpentine flavor?”

“Hey Stratdewd.....So your hard drive had nervous breakdown huh? Try Cialis!! 4 hours dewd!!!

:)

Welcome back.

Still on the jihad?”

“Great. Welcome back to the "yes it is" "no it isn't" discussions.”

“Phead - No we're not!”

“Are YOU gonna take that $h!t?”

“Just trying to make a funny.”

“No you weren't.”

“Give it to 'im!”

“and aWay we go!”

“Treebeard, FYI, I LMAO on the "Tilt - Countertilt" thing. Too funny!”

“:) Thanks...”

“You Gunky!

(á là 'Junior Barnes,' donchaknow)”

“Ah, the old Cosby routine! He was really funny back then, Tilt. BTW, I didn't mail the tapes yet. I will get them out tomorrow...”

“oops. I gotta go mail something myself! Thanks for the reminder.... LOL”

“eewwwwww, it's Stratdewd! :-)”

“No it isn't!”

“That isn't argument; it's simply contradiction!”

“stratdewd is a contradiction?”

“Stratdewd is one of the great mysteries of the Universe.”

“Hmmmm, kinda like Uranus, huh?”

“moo haa haa!”

“FLMAO!!!!! MarkO”

“Is Pluto a planet?”