Teachers Are Terrorists

“Seems as I was on a watch list.
They kept me off a flight from JFK because of my name.

Dirka Dirka

Have a nice day to you too.”

“Those nail clippers? Did they have that little file blade with the curved fingernail cleaner on the end? Dangerous stuff there. If I had been a TSA cop and caught you with that...well...let's just say my 'D' cell Maglight flashlight would have had to be replaced!”