Unusual Alcohol Abuse

“on Valentine's weekend, i got a migraine after eating a whole bunch of seafood and drinking some Sam Adams beer. i puked several times, and that was THE nastiest puke i have ever tasted! i wished for death several times. LOL!”

“OK, I'm sick now.”

“This thread is making me nauseous .”

“I think I am going to hurl”

“Alcohol abuse and projectile vomiting- a natural combination!”

“LOLOL!! sorry. :-D”

“Look what you've accomplished already today, lyra! And it's not even noon yet!”

“"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra."
Tilt
05:26:04 PM
02/25/04

Has this been a problem for you in the past, Tilt???”

“lyra, you rock!

Honey, that sounds like bad seafood to me......head ache.......the room is spinnin'.......weeeeeeeee!

Were you green the next day?”

“"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear."

Been there, done that...

Tanqueray Malacca is da bomb...”

“WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby parts of parking lots may seem to literally disappear.”

“Alcohol is good!!! I love college...”

“parking lots? LOL!

no, it wasn't bad seafood...Tarpy ate the exact same thing, and he didn't feel bad. i think seafood is supposed to be a migraine trigger, as is alcohol...and i had a stiff neck too, that always seems to cause one. and when i get one of those, it's SEE-FOOD time, baby!”

“Lyra, you sure are nauseating today.”

“Lyra's party bag:

”

“admit it, you guys are SO turned on right now.”

“Only the emetophiles...”

“Turned on?

How can you HURL such accusations?”

“"Has this been a problem for you in the past, Tilt???"


I cannot recall at this time.”

“Good answer, tilt.”

“Don't you need a warrant for that?

I want my lawyer.”

“Only if it were unwarranted in the first place.


What's for lunch, lyra?”

“mmm, lunchtime! did i mention that the 3rd time i puked, i thought my stomach was going to turn inside-out and come out my mouth?

you're such an instigator, MarkO!”

“No, you did not!


Do tell!”

“lyra got a stiff neck from eating tarpy in the parking lot?”

“Easy now!

I still think they bought that seafood in a parking lot.”

“Possible Adventure in Puking....

I found some of those Santa Barbara Olives stuffed with bleu cheese for a martini experiment later --”

“BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- At least two people have become intoxicated by drinking hand-sanitizing gels, a potentially deadly habit, doctors reported Wednesday.

A prison inmate and a hospitalitzed alcoholic both were treated for poisoning from the gels, which contain alcohol -- but not the same kind as found in beverages.

Evidently people misunderstand the labels that show the gels, foams and liquids contain alcohol, the doctors said in separate letters to the New England Journal of Medicine. Cases of people drinking the hand gels because of their alcohol content have not previously been reported in major medical journals.

"The Maryland Poison Center was called about a 49-year-old, usually calm prison inmate who was described as being 'red-eyed,' 'loony,' 'combative,' and 'intoxicated, lecturing everyone about life'," Dr. Suzanne Doyon of the Maryland Poison Center and Dr. Christopher Welsh of the University of Maryland School of Medicine wrote in one letter.

"Other inmates and staff reported seeing this prisoner drinking from a gallon container of Purell hand sanitizer over the course of the evening. "

In the second case, a 43-year-old man with alcoholism was treated for mysterious chest pains and other symptoms.

"Before those results were obtained, the patient was seen in the bathroom drinking the alcohol-based hand wash from its dispenser," Dr. Ashkan Emadi and Dr. LeAnn Coberly of the University of Cincinnati wrote.

"When asked why he ingested the hand cleaner, he pointed to the label, which read, 'Active ingredient 63 percent v/v isopropyl alcohol.' He explained that this percentage is higher than that in vodka," they added.




http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/01/31/hand.gels.reut/index.html”

“Just folling stuff from your above. . .

http://www.utilitysafeguard.com/Safety/Gojo”

“LOL..USA, my Uncle was a Marine in World War II...his first assignment after returning from Guadacanal was guarding some Navy Torpeadomen who had been on a long uneventful cruise and ended drinking the propellent in the Torpeadoes.

Sheeit...I have seen em drink stuff that was unimaginable....(know what SQUEEZE is?)”

“I was walking firewatch one night in boot camp and a recruit asked if he could have my listerine.”

“Looks like I oughta live in New Hampshire.

Alcohol Consumption Per Capita

woo hoo! *hic*”

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This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.”

“Kleeton, you savage!”

“Oh you cheeseheads do like your alky in the midwest.

I can understand NV, but I've never been to NH, what's up with that?”

“Don't forget DC; they're sloshed right up there with NH. What's the story, MarkO? Winin' and dinin' all them fine congresswomen?”

“What's wrong with Mexico??”

“And what the hell's wrong with West Virginia??

If I lived there I know I'd be drunk all the time.

D.C. is a party town, Kleet.”

“We were ahead of NH until Y2 moved.”

“New Hampshire has long cold winters, duh!”

“So what's Canada's excuse? Gremlin must be buying his boxes of wine over the border.”

“All that engineer Bill taught me about drinking -CA-green light????
NV- Red light?????”

““So what's Canada's excuse? Gremlin must be buying his boxes of wine over the border.”
kleetn
2:50:32 PM
10/18/07

It gets too cold and the alcohol freezes.”

“New Hampshire has New Hampshire....DUH.”