Where is the Capn???

“Where's Bobo been,...?

Should I put out a missing person's report?”

“Good question. I haven't seen or heard from him since Thanksgiving. I think I'll shoot the ole bobo an email.”

“i haven't heard from him from around the same time..”

“Maybe the dead animals on the walls of the bar in Schroon scared him away.”

“i have him in my favorite list on webshots, and he is updating his album, so he is home. or at least has internet access.

I think he doesn't like us anymore :(


okay, agent gem signing off!”

“He's a man of mystery.

And I wouldn't want it any other way.”

“I emailed him about FYAO and he just replied saying....no”

“He was off to the Alps for a time after Turkey Day, and recently posted a potential trip to S. America on the trips page. We'll prolly hear from him soon, at least I hope so.”

“me too.. i miss my mentor”

“He's a no for the Maine trip in March as well...
:(”

“Okay, who whizzed in the capn's hiking boot? Pennsy???”

“He e-mailed me awhile back and said that he was laying low becasue of his work load. i guess some of us have to work for a living.”

“umm gemini, is that considered stalking?”

“Well I think it's pretty damn selfish of him.... work, bah!”

“what you mean stalking?? maple, you really are trying to get me, arent ya?? LOL
he is on my webshot list, and the new webshots pops up whenever someone updates their album. Even your album pops up once in a while. (not much though because you're so damn lazy) Heeheeheehee”

“OUCH”

“It's not stalking until Gem boils the Capn's bunny.”

“Yes, where is he? Hmmmm . . . .”

“And where's Ice Tea lately. Was it something I said (again)?”

“Tea said something on another thread about alcohol being great. Methinks he found something more fun than being kidded about his spelling...lol...”

“Tea is very busy with college these days. I think he has learned that you need to put in a great amount of time and effort if you want to be successful at drinking and chasing women.”

“Chasing and drinking women? Piece o cake.”

“Bit, do you think someone

introduced
him to a woodchipper?”

“Nah he's posted recently.”

“Yah Gremilin it must have been easier to chase women in your day. you know with the corsets and heavy dresses.”

“Ouch!”

“Then again Lt, it wasn't easy to run in those high-top button shoes.”

“Has he been located yet?”

“i think pennsy said he was going to email him. i'll email him now (the capn') and see if he's alive!”

“o captain my captain”

“Just shot him a quick message that we miss his Boboness...”

“Prolly out pickin' Crunch Berries for his cereal.”

“Maybe Count Chocula got him!”

“ask gemini, she is his personal stalker!





j/k”

“Maybe his pack so so full of great food that he's fallen...

...and can't get up!”

“haha, that was a good one”

“Capt Jack Sparrow ?
He is looking for Oscar on the Black Pearl :-)”

“capt jack sparrow can look for the oscar in my bed.”

“Cap'n emailed me....he's doing ok, just trying to avoid the internet vortex at work...”

“awesome. at least he's still alive!”

“Scorchie is neck-deep in the internet vortex.”

“help! i've fallen and i can't get up!”

“So that's how it is… gone for a few months and now I'm recovering from all the stab wounds to my back,.. ah-Hah!!!

Just to set the record straight on a few issues;

* Gemini is NOT stalking me! She is still mad at me from not bringing her a mug back from Switzerland (mapleleaf never got her French penguin too). Heck, I've begged Gemini to stalk me and she just won't do it! Foot-rub anyone ?!?
* When asked if I were going to FYAO, I did not simply say to Adventurist, "No". It was more like, "No, no, no, I don't think so".
* I have NOT been out picking crunch berries for breakfast nor have I fallen over from all the trail snacks in my pack – funny though!!!
* Yes, I am also known as Capt. Jack Sparrow, now where did I put that darned Oscar?

Thanks a boat-load you guys for all the well wishes. Everything is cool, it's unfortunately like Adventurist said, they actually want me to "work" during the day!?! And to think I put the capital "O" in TT-OCD. To show you guys how much I care, I'm even posting at work. Let "The Man" be damned!!!

--- I've really been working hard in my laboratory on a few new inventions, I can't tell you everything but can let you in on a few secrets;

* That elephant that paints with his trunk is a hoax. Those paintings are mine! Since I'm usually on a Haldol drip and in restraints in my bed, the nurse places the paint brush in my mouth or if I'm good, sometimes she lets me use my right foot!
* Problems getting your girlfriend the right size bra and panties? Victoria's Secret has commissioned me to develop a lifelike pneumatic-silcone manikin, so buying lingerie for your significant other is no longer a hassle. You work the pumps for just the right size. Great for bachelor parties and boys night out too!
* I'm also busy developing a new hair restoration product for close friends,.. er, complete strangers who are follicularly-challenged. This is very secret, but I can say that it's kind of based on the Chia-Pet and you can grow your own food on the top of your head. Great for those extended backpacks!!!

uh-Oh, here come the nurse with my meds, gotta go!!!
p.s. – my new favorite TV show is Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, total Tom-Foolery!!!”

“Too good, Capn, too good. BTW I have an anatomically correct, blow-up sheep if you want to get into trades.

Please keep in touch.

Doug”

“Dang Capn, last I heard from you we were gonna go out for drinks somewhere and then you disappeared. I thought maybe my reputation scared you off.”

“Yeah, that's our Capn!”

“back in style LOL”

“And he won't even answer me.”

“"--- I've really been working hard in my laboratory on a few new inventions, I can't tell you everything but can let you in on a few secrets;"

OH NO! Bobo has a thing too!

classic stuff Bobo. Way to come back in style, and thanks for sticking your nose in to say hello to us mere mortals.”

“Alright, Bobo's back!!!!!”