Official Ithaca Trip Betting Thread

“Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



Well we did have lots of margheritas last time. And I now have four lexan margherita glasses and the salt! But I will not have my babysitter husband so I can't have that much fun this year. So I'll just take pictures and laugh at the rest of y'all!

But no streaking please. My kids are very observant and you won't like the very public assessments that they can make. You would be amazed at how far flung these instant messaging empires can be. Next thing you know, you could be the subject of an email being read on Slime Time Live (nickelodeon).”

“What LyndyS said!”

“you mean I could become FAMOUS!!!!!

Oh COOL!

My kids would really get a kick if I made it Slime Time!

lol”

“Roam, they could come home from school next fall saying all the kids in school think their dad's a class A dweeb.”

“Thanks LyndyS, now I have a reason to get necked. I want my 15 minutes of fame.”

“Okay, but just so that you know, my kids are accomplished sketch artists, and will be waiting to immortalize (or mortify) anyone putting on a show. They tend to connect nudity with art at this stage of their lives.”

“don't worry, I'll keep my clothes on....... in public at least.”

“a new form of blackmail?

cool!”

“I have nothing to hide!”

“take my word for it geo, yes you do!”

“odds as to what kid drives twignut crazy first?

geo grandson or marko son?”

“Mapes, you looked? Gawd!”

“sadly yes I did.






j/k kisses ****”

“Yeah, you just hallucinated it during your midnight madness at Green Lane!”

“geo you need to forget that trip!

OK?”

“C'est ne pas possible.”

“That was a funny trip.”

“I'm betting that Twinks will be a no-show.

500:1”

“What about Scorch - she didn't organize this trip, but she IS the first one on the list!

Odds that Scorchy bails: 4 to 1!”

“She already did that once. I will take that bet. She will be there.”

“she better not bail...shes my eyes and ears after i pick her up its all on her for direction...”

“hmmf.”