I'm Gonna Propose To My Daughter!

“Why not?

She's young
She's HOT!
And mostly, I love her dearly.

Figure to find a judge in New York or some San Fransissy official that'll tie the knot for us.

Gawd! I'm so excited!”

“BTW -
Deciding on Jamie was a very difficult decision. I *almost* picked Sarabelle...”

“ewwww”

“wtf...”

“Gojo's on the slippery slope of love.

I feel like it's my duty to point out that people said the same sorts of thing when the US:

extended the right to vote to women

Banned laws against interracial marriage

desegregated schools and public spaces

and

Gave blacks the right to vote


While many may decry the society we live in today, I think we can all agree that the republic did not crumble.

Carry on with the histrionics.”

“This whole debate is pretty much crap.

I've gone to a gay wedding before at a Presbyterian church. Gays and lesbians get married all the time.

The real question is whether gay married couples deserve tax breaks. Generally speaking, lower taxes help to generate economic activity, right? Therefore, married gays and lesbians should get a tax break. It will result in more jobs.

Also, single people should get tax breaks, too.

Support lower taxation, Support gay marriage.

:)”

“wha da fah?

did you mean to post a link to some story?”

“Gojo, I know your from the south and all but I don't think that is even legal in West Virginia.”

“Hey Lt. -- Please don't lump the rest of us in with that!”

“Gojo, you should confer with Buck about this. He seems to know alot about incest according to his posts in other threads concerning gay marriage. It was all he argued with.”

“There is a Catholic priest currently in good standing in California. He had "consensual" sex with a 16 year old boy. Since church law said that 16 years was the age of consent at the time, he has been allowed to resume ministry in the church.

So, maybe Gojo can find a nice Catholic church to get the deed done at.”

“A man was just sentenced to return to prison on incest charges after he was found "co-habitating" with his daughter. He had just been parolled on incest charges when he was found at a hotel with his daughter. You can read the story at www.al.com, but you may have to check the archives from two days ago. Roll Tide”

“she's probably better looking than Bubba, but I bet his old roomie will be glad to see him come back.”

“gojo insest is against the law in every state.
Now if you're into polygamy, and have a sheep as a bride's maid, I think you can get around the law.”

“I understand your tongue in cheek comment....but I am just a tad concerned by your description of your daughter as....HOT.



Gay marriages are fine by be....describing your own daughter as HOT, is, well....not ok.”

“Gojo, go to San Francisco. The mayor, Gavin "any twosome" Newsome, will oversee the wedding personally.”

“Do you have a picture so we can determine if she is indeed... HOT?”

“Help me out on Kerry's position on this subject....

He is personally against same sex marriages, but he thinks it should be left up to the individual states. Is that correct or did I completely miss his stance on the subject. Just wondering”

“Was Michael 'Savage' ever prosecuted for his homosexual pedophilia or did the statute of limitations run out before they could?”

“does gojo even have any kids?”

“Wow, I go away to spend some time in the snow and look what happens. LOL!”

“Sarabelle was your second choice?? I thought for sure you'd pick Gizmo! Sheeeesh!”

“Gojo, I should let you know before you propose to your daughter, she's not a virgin anymore.”

“WTF??”

“so why the heck may I ask are you coming all the way the feak up here to tie the knot?? WE go enough knuckle heads we don't need more. Besides I figure you rebels have been doing that shiit for centurys now it should be like really acceptable and stuff.”

“I bet reformed lurker is Mormon”

“Gojo, send your daughter my way...you can keep Sarabelle and Gizmo (I'm surprised Sunshine even remembered Gizmo's name!!!)....some of us HAVE to get a life. :o)”

“WOW! That one went by me so fast, my hair is whipping in the wind! LOL stanlee, was that humor, an insult or just a comment in general? Sometimes I think the peroxide is seeping in. 8o)”

“LMAO! Great comment, Sunshine!”

“gojo may have stumbled onto something here. How long before incest laws crumble?”

“Stepdaughter or "real" daughter? How many digits on each hand, 6 or 7? Are they webbed? Webbed is definitely hot.”

“Yes, the Dunwich Horror look was quite the rage some years ago.... but that was more a New England phenomenon.

Yog-Sothoth, you-all.”

“aside from birth defects, the obvious reason that incest isn't on the same level with consentual gay sex/marriage is that in a father/daughter relationship, someone always has the upper hand, and the other person is being taken advantage of. DUH! no one in their right mind would okay incest, because it's damaging to one person in the relationship...whether it be because of their age, or because the other person has all the control in the situation. now, who is automatically being damaged or taken advantage of in a gay relationship between two adults who are not related?”

“Gojo never did post his daughter's response to his proposal. Does this mean she rejected him?”

“If she rejected him will he sell her? Can we bid here or perhaps Ebay would be best?”

“Maybe he got arrested.”

“lyra - takes a couple of generations for genetic hazards to increase. This is only an increase in chance occurance. So, if they are first generation inbreed lovers, then the children will be fine. I believe Fifth generation is generally when things can get nasty. So I say go for it!”

“oh. well then, rock on!”

“Well, then -
in five generations we should have a viable candidate for the Massachusetts Supreme Court.”

“Could be gojo - tell me why this sudden interest in Mass & Cal? Are you expecting an invasion again? perhaps a Shermans March type thing?”

“And here I thought bacpac was being cruel when he called gojo a deadbeat dad when he wrote about just meeting his daughter after many, many years.

I guess it’s easier to see moral fault in others…”

“Don't do it gojo!

It will threaten the sanctity of my marriage!”

“Will Gojo's daughter say yes?

Will Gojo find a judge insane enough to marry these two?

Will Gojo be insane enough to go through with it?

File this under 'P' for pedaphile and tune in as these, and many more, questions will be answered in the next installment of, "Ball My Children"

And coming this summer: keep your eyes peeled for Gojo's next riveting thread:
'Unca Henry's Got A Nice Butt'”

“LMFAO - Tree! Do I here "Fox Reality Show"?”

“LOL!”

“I understand your tongue in cheek comment....but I am just a tad concerned by your description of your daughter as....HOT."
~mtnsteve

Yeah?
But you wouldn't be even the taddiest concerned if I described, say, HikerDudeBP'erFella as "HOT"?

...what never.




"Gojo never did post his daughter's response to his proposal. Does this mean she rejected him?"
~Geobeet


Awwwritey, then.

Yup. I called to pop the Q. Her mom said she (Jame) and her bestest friend, Shareekaneeka, had just hopped a plane to Upstate NY -


D'OH!!!!”

“Gojo
Their heading my way!
I take care of business for ya!”

“Want me to tell her you want to ask her something?”

“
Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
it sounds funny I know but it really is so,
oh, I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa...
it sounds funny I know
but it really is so

”