Osama captured?

“Nigal beat me to it, violin.”

“I thought Iraq was the 'central front' in the war on terror.”

“*dodge*”

“So it's treason to suggest we are losing on the central front but not if you say we can't win the actual war?”

“Bob and weave....”

“Silly people.
Using logic with violin.
LOL”

“My bad. Gotta go! Gilmore Girls is coming on in 10 minutes!”

“Childish insults and taunts are logic?

Sorry - I think I stepped onto the 3rd grade playground by mistake.”

“That would explain your erection...”

“Heehee, guess I kinda crossed the line with that last one, huh?”

“Yes you did! (still laughing ...)”

“Childish insults and taunts are logic?

No, it's poking fun at you for making a dumb comment.”

“Yep, Nigal.
(Still funny)

Bad Nigal! Bad!”

“Winning??

Uh huh, that's what I was hearing in 1968.

Oh and, "shut up about the cost and length of conflict and stop questioning objectives or you will be helping the 'enemy'."”

“Marko-And who won. Duuuuhhhh”

“"It is better for you not to fight the Muslims on their territory and we offer a long-term truce." - Osama on the new tape.

I wonder if he plans to make "martyrs" out of the Iraqi or Afghanistani people to blow up our troops?”

“Winning??

Uh huh, that's what I was hearing in 1968.

Oh and, "shut up about the cost and length of conflict and stop questioning objectives or you will be helping the 'enemy'."

Shut up! We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie! [/Otto]”

“Vietnam was a battle in the cold war.

We won the war.”

“From: Bin Laden, Osama
To: Cavemates
Subject: Cave Memo

Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no ‘I’ in team” as well as the one that says “Hang In There, Baby”. That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can’t forget to take care of the cave. And frankly, I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it’s good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don’t want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I’ve posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.

Second, it’s not often I make a video address but when I do, I’m trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we’re taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background or make funny faces at the camera. Just while we’re taping. Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we’re not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We’re all in this together.

Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote “Osama” on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That’s all I’m saying.

Finally, we’ve heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Achmed, and Mike.

Love you lots,

Osama”

““Vietnam was a battle in the cold war.

We won the war.”
bacpac
12:53:25 PM
1/19/06

Nonsense, the Viets won.
It was a war to continue foreign domination of a nation that was and still is one of the major producers of a vital material, RUBBER.”

“lol @ MarkO”

“The US product is glue. Bounch off.........”

“Back atchya, Sarge!!!

In the '60s is was, ".....we're helping a friend(Vietnam) to save them from the evil communists..."

That excuse didn't fly, so then it was, "....gee, we can't let "the communists" control so much of a vital resource as rubber...".
By the spring of '42 The Empire Of Japan controlled over 2/3 of the world's rubber producing nations setting off a world crisis.
We can't have that happen.....again.!!!
last edited: 1/19/06 2:35:36 PM”

“When fighting a war over rubber, it's all a matter of who gets tired first.
last edited: 1/19/06 2:37:08 PM”

“That excuse didn't fly,..

It didn't? With who? Fonda? Kerry?”

“Nope.

Not yet, gosh darn it.

I knew it was a bad idea for President Bush to assign O.J. Simpson to lead the search.”