Invade Canada!

“INVADE CANADA! Well, at least that's what these people are saying...an entire website dedicated to invading Canada and making it part of the US http://www.invadecanada.us/”

“grem is going to kick your @ss”

“Wouldn't be the first time we tried that.”

“Lee Greenwood sucks chickenhawk crap!”

“I thought we tried that once and decided there was no point to it.”

“Hey, I didn't make the website, I just stumbled across it and thought it was funny.”

“The value of the dollar is low enough. Let's not hurt it any more than we have to.”

“I would like to retire to Canada.

They have universal health care and snow and the riff-raff will be moving to the south.”

“Why, Canada is full of nice people, well, except for the 'French' part. ;-)”

“Five guys on horseback could put up a heck of a defense.”

“LMAO @ Violin”

“I tell y'all, we already invaded Canada and gave it back. Those people were just too darned polite, eh?”

“Take off, you hoser.”

“I think Canada has already invaded the US. Look at how many celebrities are Canadian.”

“I don't know aboot any Canadian celebrities eh, besides Celine Dion and Tom Green, eh. That's aboot all I know, eh.”

“Pamela Anderson, Dudley Doright.”

“Alex Trebek
Michael J Fox
Mike Myers
Jim Carrey

That's just a few.”

“Gordon Lightfoot, Red Green.”

“there's a reason they wear those buttons that say "40 below keeps out the rif-raf."”

“54' 40' or fight!”

“pfff standonguard.com, the official site for canadian world domination was much better. I wonder what happened to it anyway....”

“Violin probably crashed it.”

“alanis morrisette
loverboy
rush”

“O CAN..A..DA...!
Y'all don't wont to tangle with our beavers,they're vicious and have developed a taste for american blood.
GO LEAFS!!!!!”

“No Guns, no bombs, no problem...”

“Or like my Canadian friend said, don't forget about Canada's boat...”

“Leslie Neilson
Dan Aykroyd
Shania Twain
Elisa Cuthbert
Anne Murray
John Candy
Mario Lemieux
Eric Lindros
Wayne Gretzky
etc. etc.
Yep, we've invaded the good ole U.S.A. already.”

“I'd make little Americans with Elisha Cuthbert all day long.

Well, if I were still able to make little Americans I would.”

“what bitpusher said,

well, except for that last part.”

“Looks like they're building an Invade France website as well.”

“now that's a good idea.

All those French women with legs up to their necks!

Just have to carry lots and lots of razors over their, wonder if they'd let me shave them......”

“We did that already. Twice.

Vive La France and Johnny Depp.

He is shagging that French wench Vanessa Paradis and good for him, she is hot.”

“Damn Roam, hair just makes it interesting.”

“A few more invaders...

Brian Adams
Nickleback
Shania Twain

William Shatner
Gloria Reuben
Howie Mandel
Mike Myers
Jim Carry
Peter Jennings
Donald Sutherland
Richard Dean Anderson
Dan Aykroyd

http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~terning/Canadians/actors.html

There is no end to them! We have been taken over! Pass me the poutine!”

“Come on invade Canada...forget about France. They're too far, besides we've got French girls in Canada already. That way we can use the Yankee dollar...instead of our sucky money....which is practically worthless.”

“Gravy and fries? Sounds good right about now.”

“"Damn Roam, hair just makes it interesting."
bitpusher


Depends on where it is and how much of it.”

“I had a friend, who, no kidding, liked hairy nipples.

I wonder if that'll make it through the filter.”

“Yep it did.

I am going to be banned, I can just feel it.

Fortunately I don't drink at work.”

“ok ive always wondered why is the canadian dollar so low....i mean its not like a third world country or naything....whats the deal...is it the snow that keeps holding it down or what??”

“Hmmmmm, driving from Maine to New Brunswick on Route 6 things changed for the better.

There were no rusting cars in the yards.

The trees were cut back 50 metres from the highway instead of four yards.

Some of the firewood stacks were bigger than the houses.”

“Jihad Canada!!”

“Gremlin could be our spy.”

“Yes, Gremlin could hide in a rucksack.”

“Pssst, Lumberzac, don't tell on us.
We've got our eyes on Vermont (hey, the U.S. is too big to grab it all - then we'd have to deal with 10 times our population in our conquered territory) - I mean- a six-pack of Genessee beer for US3,75$? I WANT that place!

I didn't read it all, but it was done twice, once during the Revolution and - as we say up here in Canada - No-one knows much about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it. [Fact] I live on the trail that led to the ford of the Chateauguay River just below Ormstown, about 15 miles from here that is to this day the site of the worst military defeat of any battle American troops ever fought (Battle of the Chateauguay, 1813).

About 54°40" or Fight, President of the time James K. Polk died of chronic diarrhoeia.

We'll trade all (and I mean all)our 'Snowbirds' who spend the winter in Florida for MarkO when he retires. Then Mark, Zac, Jnywlkr and I can spend all our spare time drinkin' in an Adirondack lean-to in good ol' New York State.

Another fact. Our first Prime Minister, John A. Macdonald was an outrageous drunk and would disappear for days. He invented the lectern and the water jug for speeches - gin in the jug and the lecturn for holding himself upright.

When the U.S. bought Alaska the question of the border came up and the Brits and you guys agreed on a Joint Commission of three Brits, three Americans and a lone Canadian (Scot, really) who was being groomed for the office of Prime Minister as a tie-breaker.
This might seem an unfair arrangement for the Americans except for the fact that Sir John A. never made it to Washington, D.C. to participate in the talks.
After an embarassing wait of about a week (on the period's equivalent of expense accounts, of course) averybody agreed to break the deadlock by dividing the coast half-way from what they knew to be Alaska and the 48th parrallel - and it is still the border to-day.

Neat, eh?”

“Leave it to a Canadian to kill this thread.”

“Nice story, Gremlin.”

“I'm sorry, eh?”

“So when are we going to kidnap MarkO and head off to the mountains?”

“Bring it on!”