Rambo Granny

“I have really been good about staying out of the political threads for the past 12 months or so BUT I saw this over at breakthechain.org and thought all you bleeding heart 2nd Amendment haters and general do gooders might enjoy this.

"The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his #&%!$ and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled #&%!$, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them." recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.

Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!!"”

“LOL”

“#&%!$ = peni$”

“Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny”

“Yeah, you can say testicles and vagina, but not peni$. Matt must have a hang-up!”

“Just say dick or cock or schlong. Those all get past the filter.”

“Good for her.”

“No, you are not, bitpusher.
You live for this! ;-)”

“Yes, well, let's just say I hate to see well-meaning people led astray, so I prefer to post the debunking in a non-judgemental fashion.”

“There's a snopes geek in every forum.”

“Bit probably goes around blithely informing some women that they have small breasts.”

“I stopped after I got my face slapped a few times.”

“You better have video coverage if you want to get this kind of thing past bitpusher.

Of course, if solitary hiker goes to Huntsville a blows his balls off for screwing up the thread, I bet it makes the local news.”

“Sokay...it's an urban myth. Doesn't matter. I liked "Dirty Harry" too.”

“Great-Great-Granny's Got a Gun

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A man accused of bursting into a convenience store demanding money was in the hospital Friday — shot, authorities said, by the great-great-grandmother working behind the counter.

Janet Grammer was filling in for the regular clerk Thursday afternoon when a man entered the store waving a gun and fired two shot at the back wall.

"I think he thought I was an old woman and would just give him the money," Grammer, 64, said Friday. "My life was at stake. I thought he was going to kill me."

So she pulled a pistol out from under the cash register and fired once, hitting the man in the chest.

He fell to the ground, dropped his gun and then fled, leaving a trail of blood. Grammer fired two more shots as he was running away.

The sheriff's report said a man fitting the suspect's description and injury went to a hospital a short time later. He told doctors he shot himself.

The man, whose name has not been released, was being treated at Shands Jacksonville hospital Friday for a wound to the chest. Police spokesman Ken Jefferson said the man faces robbery charges.

Grammer, who has 10 children, 32 grandchildren, three great-grandchildren and three great-great-grandchildren, said she worried she had killed the man.

"All I could think about was his poor parents," Grammer said.

Fourth story”

“dang - 64 years old and already a great great grand mother - wow - where ever she came from must have a tradition of early propogation”

“This granny and Treebeard would make a good crime fighting duo wouldn't they? One to put them down and the other to wack them in the balls! hehhehhhehhehhhhee! Sorry Tree just couldn't resist.”

“Yeah, but it's fox news. We'll find out later that an old lady tripped over a comatose man while carrying a knitting needle.”

“Well, Hell hath no fury...”