Paging Jimmy Carter

“International election monitors take on Florida

By Michael Peltier



TALLAHASSEE, March 8 — An international group that usually monitors elections in developing democracies said Monday it would take up posts at Florida precincts in November in hopes of averting another debacle when voters pick the next U.S. president.”

“Oh, I'm going to have fun with them!”

“Leave no voter behind.”

“I just hope they have studied up on gated chads, hanging chads, and chads that plumb got loose and ran away.”

“Nope, we now use a version of the hated high school scantron test. It's even worse.”

“This'll be fun.

Maybe I should wear old clothes and an overcoat and ask lots of questions.

Wonder how tomorrow's primary here will go?”

“Oh for the good ol' days when you just put little X's in boxes, folded up the paper and stuffed it in a box.”

“How many did you stuff in the box?”

“I could stuff a lot more when I lived in Philly, but now that I'm in the burbs I use an electronic schmagagy and can only vote once.

Dead people in Philly Cemeteries can vote too. Strangely, the dead people vote along party lines of whichever party controls the ward. You'd think they'd stay in the same party once they die.”

“Didn't Katherine Harris get an ambassadorship to Fredonia for her part in stealing the election?”

“We expect TR's from Artex, treebait, HPM and arclite.”

“You may vote only once... that you know of.

Depending on who's writing the software you could be voting any number times and not be aware of it, LOL”

“If that Indian programmer making $2 per hour wants to keep his job, you bet your sweet a$$ that he'll write code to multiply Bush's votes.”

“That'd suck, wouldn't it??”

“Here's a gem from Jimmuh:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/02/01/carter.hamas/index.html

Jimmy Carter: Give Hamas a chance
Former president says U.S. should not cut off aid to Palestinians

Thursday, February 2, 2006; Posted: 7:12 a.m. EST (12:12 GMT)

(CNN) -- Hamas deserves to be recognized by the international community, and despite the group's militant history, there is a chance the soon-to-be Palestinian leaders could turn away from violence, former President Jimmy Carter said Wednesday.

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Yeah, and I'm a Chinese fighter pilot.”

“Yeah, and I'm a Chinese fighter pilot.

Funny....you look like a Mongoloid asswipe!”

“Guys that ain't JIMUH...it is Roslyn...trust me on this, Roslyn makes Shrillary look like Mother Teresa”

“Ohhhh, you definitely got that right, XL.”

“How do ya deal with fukcers like this who have this as their whole means for existance?

"Israel will exist and will continue to exist until Islam will obliterate it, just as it obliterated others before it."

"The Islamic Resistance Movement believes that the land of Palestine is an Islamic Waqf consecrated for future Moslem generations until Judgement Day. It, or any part of it, should not be squandered: it, or any part of it, should not be given up. " [Gee wish Israel felt the same way!]

"There is no solution for the Palestinian question except through Jihad. Initiatives, proposals and international conferences are all a waste of time and vain endeavors."

"After Palestine, the Zionists aspire to expand from the Nile to the Euphrates. When they will have digested the region they overtook, they will aspire to further expansion, and so on. Their plan is embodied in the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", and their present conduct is the best proof of what we are saying."”

“Jimmuh looks so out of touch with reality:

”

“Nigal, It's Bush's Fault(tm) that there were democratic elections.”

“You got that right.

LOL.

I agree.

Thanks.

No kidding.

LOL.

:)

ROTFLMAO!

Join us anytime here on TrailTalk for more insightful comments on current events like these!”

“Bored today, Doctor Laura's Puppet Master?

You forgot SS's LOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOL!”

“I'll add it for poor BB.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad I could help!”

“Ah, Buddha Bear. I shoulda guessed. Heya, BB!”

“Wade a minute.....SS.....BB.....coincidence???”

“BB not this smart, witty or in control of his emotions.”

“BB not this smart, witty or in control of his emotions.

Gosh, thanks!




PS> last night in the alley? AWESOME, Nigey!”

“Note that Carter did suggest money be channeled to Palestinians through channels other than the Palestinian Authority or other agencies under Hamas control. He may be an optimist, but he isn't that naive.”

“Okay here is the one really cool story about JIMUH. In the early 1990's when he was still the best Ex President we ever had, a close friend of mine was flying across country when his aircraft developed a minor malfunction. He set down in Americus Georgia (outside of Plains) and went for a stroll around town while they were fixing his aircraft.
He told me he stopped at a small diner for come coffee and started chatting with the locals.
He finally asked,"Y'all see Jimmy much?'
One old guy replied, "Well I saw him this morning, he was taking the Smith boy, fishing." Then another man explained that the "Smith boy" had lost his father a year or two back and the boy had been wanting someone to go fishing with.

Pretty cool.”

“Hitler liked dogs.”

“I imagine Adolf told you that personally, or were you on a collar and leash for he and Eva?”

“I'm sick of giving money to every panhandler on the planet! WTF are we doing! Are we nuts? Who the hell is going to aid us? We are borrowing trillions from the gotdamn Chinese and other countries just to stay afloat. Pretty soon China won't need to produce rubber dogchit to sell at Walmart to make a living. They will be able to sit on their azz and draw interest for a living. Wake up America before it is to gotdamn late. The national debt will probably hit 10 trillion before long. The credit card is running out. As soon as we can no longer pay the interest the party is over. Imagine paying a trillion dollars in taxes a year just to pay the interest on the debt in the near future. I have witnessed first hand how wasteful government is in the aftermath on Katrina. If I were in charge there would be CCC style work camps in place along the gulfcoast right now. What the heck is wrong with people working for their government aid? The go getters are not waiting for the government to restore their lives. They have already picked themselves up and are pushing forward. Maybe those without the go getter attitude need a good swift kick in the azz to get them started.

As far as Hamas goes, tell the bastards to behave or wipe their azz off the planet. We've phucked up so bad in Iraq that every piss ant on the planet has dreams of sticking it to the US now. Phucking Osama still runs free and we have hundreds of billions of borrowed money to pay back. He doesn't need to make anymore attacks to bring the US down. The dang debt spending is doing a heck of a lot better job of that. It is time for independance in this country. Independence from foreign oil, independence from the national debt and independence from the public trough.
last edited: 2/24/06 9:45:09 AM”

“GOD BLESS AMERICA!


You got it Doctor! I'm one dang left wing Republican that is on the warpath today!”

“Bateaux, you got it wrong, just when China and the Arabs own everything in the US, ... we nationalize everything, which is what the Arabs did with all the Oilfields built by the West.”

“we nationalize everything, which is what the Arabs did with all the Oilfields built by the West

Good point we let them buy everything then at the last minute point all our guns out and say SUCKER!!!!!”

“HItler poisoned his dog....he was a sociopath he had no real LIKES or dislikes since Meth tends to wipe out the emotions. But he bred fanatical support. Hell we were fighting the "Werewolves" from 45 to 47 even though we had destroyed most of Germany.”

“Whassah maddah??? Jimmy too christian for y'all?”

“(please change to fuego)

Carter thinks that NK just started aquiring nukes in January of 2002.

LMAO!

http://www.11alive.com/specials/local/decision2004/decision_article.aspx?storyid=86210”

“And JIMUH thinks Iran respects us when he held the nation down for them to rape.”

“Jimmy Carter is the last good man to hold the office.

I can't say he was a great President, but bygod, I would defy anyone to say he is not a very good man.”

“Agreed he appeard to be a GOOD man...the sad thing is that unlike Nancy's defense of Ronnie when he went south....Rosyln is using Jimmy to promote her own agenda.”

“A good man does not a wise man make.

~ Yoda's little brother Timmy”

“It's more fair to say that there were major road blocks in place and that Koreas work on nuclear development had greatly slowed until it accelerated dramatically around 2002.”

“Yeah, KIJ probably focused more on domestic issues during that slow period.

I hear his health-care plan (proposed by his wife, of all things) ain't too shabby.”

“QUE? NK Health care...yeah you get sick, you die. Unless you are part of the RULING ELITE...

All creatures are equal some are more equal than others.
last edited: 10/18/06 10:07:02 AM”

“lol@pedXing”

“Rosyln is using Jimmy to promote her own agenda.”
Xl400236
9:02:42 AM
10/18/06

whats that?”