Can we get a breathalyzer for TT?

“I desperately need to not be posting right now, lol!!!!!”

“PUI

Posting
Under the
Influence”

“It oughta be illegal.”

“Friends, don't let friends post drunk.”

“Mmmmmmmm, Forest Glen merlot......”

“LOL
Those super sized beer cans will do ya in!”

“bit needs a designated poster.”

“So will the 6% IPA's”

“Oh no I am being indiscreet.”

“Urination break.”

“"Mmmmmmmm, Forest Glen merlot......"
Artex

I got a bottle of that fine vino just waiting to be uncorked.

a word to the wise bit - never ever instant message with Twigeater while drunk. She saves transcripts and holds them for ransom.”

“Apparently she saves pictures too...


Wise counsel, I shall heed it...”

“LMAO! Good grief, how could I forget that. Where's that damn corkscrew!”

“I got one right here on my Swiss Army knife, here...


...oh wait, you can't hand things through the monitor and over the Internet.


How long would it take to download the amount of information necessary to reconstruct an inanimate physical object over a 48Kbps connection?”

“Is it normal to not be able to feel your lips and nose?”

“Urination break.”

“I'm probably legal.”

“I thought bit ALWAYS posted drunk? you mean all these posts he makes are sober ramblings? Holy sheep shoes!”

“that's a fun link, dub”

“I've had



one too many!















No more strings for me tonight.”

“Pennsy, I pick up a bottle every week. Sometimes its two bottles, if I'm feeling..... sassy!”

“Did you say SASSY?? Good god man! That's almost as pathetic as the lush who started this thread.

At least you have good taste in wine.”

“Forest Glen merlot...isn't that Dhutch's wine of choice?”

“Treebait, yes it is. It's the official wine of TT.”

“Hey I almost got money people don't have for that transcript!
One notable quote was "just bring the bottle over to the computer"

hmmmmm - bitpusher....what's your AIM id?
LOL!
=D”

“zac, I'll see your 6% and raise ya 1%......that's some pale ale.”

“The best part is that it tastes good.”

“According to the online breath analyzer, I am still drunk.

I am leaving work and going to New Orleans. No need to waste a perfectly good BAC.”

“According to the website I have more lives than a cat.”

“Oh God, what did I do?”

“How merlot can you go?”

“HI BIT, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?


ok i will stop yelling. want another drink? its on bacpac...”

“I feel fine...it was just three beers. But it's enough. I'm a cheap drunk.”

“then you should be tons of fun in Ithaca. got me a camera all ready!”

“That's evil.”

“Three beers???? WTF??”

“At that point I have no inhibitions.

I can continue to drink though...”

“bitpusher, are you wearing pants?”

“God I hope so...wait...yes.”

“ahhh, wouldn't want to miss this little gem! mooo haa haaaaa!!!

you people are hilarious, by the way.”

“See what you miss out on by not posting at night?”