when kids confess

“so the other night, twignut thought she would tell me what really happened to all my spoons. she said when she was real little like aroung 7, i told her she could not eat peanut butter with a spoon. so she would go and eat it that way anyway and then throw all the used spoons behind the stove so i would not catch her doing it.

I laughed at that. the things we did to our parents and got away with.

so fess up. what do you wish you could tell your parents that you did when you were young?”

“i almost broke the garage door opener”

“How the car really got knocked out of alignment - the rear not the front.”

“Too many to relate!”

“there was the time I robbed the local post office.”

“No. What they don't know won't hurt me.”

“I learned that sucking water up with a vacuum cleaner isn't a good idea.

That tree didn’t really jump out in front of me.”

“i did confess that it was my brother that put the rubber snake in my moms bed.”

“or that deer at red river gorge”

“I didn't really go to the library and study that time, nor did I run out of gas on the way home.”

“The dog didn't drink all that beer. Only half.”

“That funny smell under the house was pot.”

“i really wasnt combing my hair all that time i spent in the bathroom”

“Timmy wasn't really kidnapped by hippies. He's the reason the next year's flowers were so pretty.”

“we once took my moms false teeth. that was some mo funny syhit”

“does that make him daisypusher?”

“In the summer of '68 I was taking my brother's car out in the middle of the night.”

“Didn't anyone ever tell you that nothing good ever comes out of dating machines?”

“in the summer of 68 i was a twinkle in my dads eye”

“In the summer of '68 I was taking my brother's car out in the middle of the night."
MarkO
01:35:22 PM
03/09/04
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"Didn't anyone ever tell you that nothing good ever comes out of dating machines?"
lumberzac
01:36:51 PM
03/09/04
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So this might explain the '71 Ford Pinto?”

“LOL! So what exactly is the gestation period of a car, anyhow?”

“I figure they were going steady for awhile first.”

“It probably took him a while to figure out the, "sorry baby we're out of gas" line wasn't going to work, too.”

“A twinkie?”

“I took my friend's brother's car out to.

Stormbringer, a twinkie in the eye would be better than mud in your eye!”

“Those beer cans were for the recycling club at school.”

“On advice of council, I must respectfully decline to grant your kind request pursuant to my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.


God Bless America!”

“(I'll let you know when the statutes of limitations run out, if they ever do.)”

“One of the cars was a Swede.......

She had a nice little back seat!”

“i did get caught going to a strip place with my sister.
the funny thing is, i was already married to treebeard.

we told him we were going to the movie or something like that. but instead we went to a bar with guys stripping.

so im haveing a good time knowing that i was in the middle of some small town way away from where we lived and no one knew me.

so this cute guy comes out and starts dancing and was doing that Risky Biz dance with dark glasses on. he makes he way over to me and bends down and whispers in my ear "dont worry i wont tell your husband"

WTF?

found out later he was the guy that did the weather at the radio station tree worked.

talk about getting busted, so i had to confess to tree.

could never look at that guy the same way .”

“maple, you will have to show me that dance next time I see you.....never heard of it!”

“I'd need a lawyer to check statutes of limitations on so many areas of the law it would not be reasonable to discuss.”

“I locked my neighbor in a trashcan, then the trashcan in the shed.

hey..if she was dumb enough to even get into the trashcan....”

“hahah and i only locked you in a hallway at the hotel... payback”

“Did you kill her first?”

“nope...she was a dumb little girl. hahahaha...

i also injected snails with gasoline. they foam up really well!!”

“Salt on slugs was always fun to watch.”

“Note to self: don't piss Gem off!”

“maple, I just read yours. that was funny!!!”

“i almost broke the garage door opener"
StormBringer
01:18:11 PM

I almost burned the garage down.”

“What kind of cruel parent doesn't allow there child the joy of peanut butter on a spoon? ;)

That's how I eat mine!

Gem - That is Twisted! Where did you come up with that?”

“Bearmagnet, I can't remember how I came up with this stuff. I was only about 7 or so back then. I just remember doing it.

Now that I think about it...pretty sick huh??”

“The smell in your car was Olde English 800 Malt Liquor, not <mumble-mumble>.”

“i used to sneak out in the middle of the night 2 stories up and scale down the house by use of the deck.

also at night, i'd sit on the deck roof and smoke pot, cigs.”

“I was a goody two shoes when I was young. Dad had introduced me to a leather belt at a very early age, and I didn't ever want to be re-introduced.

But there was this one when I dared to a four letter word, and I even said it out loud!!!!”

“But there was this one when I dared to a four letter word, and I even said it out loud!!!!

Equals

But there was this one time, when I dared to say a four letter word and even said it out loud!!!”