Booming Economy Fearsome

“Booming Economy Fearsome

Inside the Beltway USA-Friday March 5, 2004

President George W. Bush was reported to be elated, ecstatic and peacock proud when it was revealed the U.S. economy found slots for 21,000 employees. "See", the president was quoted, "they said it was impossible to put such a number to work in such a short span of time. Well look at the figures! They speak for themselves and quite loudly.

Most economist had forecast a job growth in the hundreds of thousands. Thus they were once again shown to be less than lucid and should have remained as weather forecasters on local stations..

Smedlay Morgenfriar, connected with some department within the U.S. government, also weighed in saying "People don't realize how difficult it is to get people employed when all employment in the United States of America is headed overseas. Besides being unable to get fast-food workers included in the manufacturing sector; that really hurt those employment figures."

- thespoof.com”

“OPEC will stop the 'Shrub' from being re-elected.Unless of course,
this price rise is staged so he will arrive as the white knight days before the election with a solution.”