........................................ I'm So Bad

“OK SoS I'm in the Sony store at the outlet mall checking out head units for my vehicle, and I goes and turns one of them on. The first sound I hear from the speakers is the Oinga boinga oinga oinga oinga... you first hear from Led Zeppelin's Black Dog. Soooooo, knowing what to expect next in the song, and being the straight-laced geek that I am, I quickly hit the volume button and cranked it up just in time to wake up the patrons and employees with "HEY HEY MOMMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE, GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT, GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE!"

Next thing I know I have an employee asking me if he could help me with something. Imagine that?”

“you're a bad boy Buddur. I hope you bought something.”

“You are so bad, you should be considered indecent and banned from all electronics stores!”

“Haha... listen to Mister Kettle.”

“being bad can be soooo good.”

“Why yessssir I did, Pennsy. I got me one of these...


It's a Sony IC Recorder ICD-B5, a 2.5oz digital voice recorder.

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I hope this thread doesn't get pulled.”

“"Now I Can Record The Cops Abusing Me"


Now thats kinky.....”

“that's really bad. badder than the original post. BAN BUDDUR!!”

“but not the dog. let Buddurdog stay.”

“that story reminds me of the chocolate milk commercial where the guys using the stereo equipment to shake up his milk and the anal-retentive-looking salesman comes up as the whole dept is shaking down”

“And I do plan to get an XM-ready CD player/radio for the Mystery Machine.”

“that sounds like something my husband would do...what a bunch of dorks.

;p
;b

heheheh”

“You Rock Dude!”

“I'm so bad
I'm so bad
I'm bad
I'm bad
I'm bad”

“You trouble maker!”