Janet and Justin Immortalized

“Just when you thought things couldn't get more ridicules.”

“Why don't I just train my mind to whore myself out to hype and think of these things before others do?


I could use the cash!!”

“I wonder does it have Bra-Ripping Action™?”

“Yeah, but you're not already famous, so I don't think it will work.”

“Outstanding.

And the story is on Fox. Doubly So.”

“Are you suggesting a line of Treebeard and MapleLeaf action figures?

Each set could come with its own frozen turkey and banana chip. Kayaks and the MapleLeaf ER Adventure Set™ sold separately.”

“OMG, that is hillarious!”

“ROTFLMAO!!!!

With mapes own foldup ER unit!”

“Kids, imagine all the fun you'll have with the Treebeard Drive n' Tow™ Manhattan Impound Lot Action Set. Complete with a 1/18 scale model of Treebeard's car, an officially-licensed replica of a real NYC Tow Truck, and the NYC Impound Lot, complete with surly, inefficient, Lot Master™. Also has a book of traffic tickets. Think of the fun you'll have writing Treebeard tickets and towing his car away!

Tickets are realistic-looking facsimiles of real NYC traffic tickets. Do not attempt to use on actual cars. MatHell, Inc., not responsible for any unlawful use of these replica tickets.”

“Will the mapleleaf action figure have New York single finger solute action?”

“Depends on which MapleLeaf figure you get. If you get the Banana-Chip Injury™ Mapleleaf, the hand is swaddled in bandages. However, the Turkey Injury™ Mapleleaf has both hands uncovered, and does have the patented Bronx Salute Action™.”

“Don't forget our latest entry into the line, Potty-Mouth Mapleleaf™! The first talking Mapleleaf Action figure randomly says one of 12 potty-mouthed phrases when her left breast is pressed. If the Frozen Turkey Hazard™ or Banana-Chip Hazard™ is applied, the phrase is chosen from a smaller subset.

If the Whopping Big Margarita™ from the Night On The Town™ Action Set is placed in her hand, the Potty-Mouth Mapleleaf™ continuously spews invective for fifteen minutes.

Not for children under the age of 21.”

“OMG I am crying!”

“This is just too freakin' funny.”

“As my pal Popeye would say, "We Aims To Please".”

“Oh crap! I take a walk and come back to this! OMG, my freakin' sides hurt! I was talking about exploiting the celebs, not us! But, while you're at it, have fun. This is too funny!!!”

“Mapes sure has been quiet about this thread.”

“Apparently she hasn't seen it yet. Should we tell her?”

“Her computer is frozen. I just told her about it. She'll be back. C'mon guys. This is too good to quit here!”

“Our latest addition to the Treebeard and Mapleleaf Action Figure line is the Mapleleaf Kayak Collection™! Have fun as Mapleleaf purchases kayaks online, then build your spatial orientation skills as you attempt to find room for them in the Treebeard and Mapleleaf City Apartment Action Set™. Each Mapleleaf Kayak™ comes with a paddle, PFD, skirt, and Mapleleaf Beer Cozy™.

For extra fun, load the Mapleleaf Inflatable Kayak™ into Treebeard's car from the Drive n' Tow Action Set™. Turn the Potty-Mouth Mapleleaf™ around, remove the Mapleleaf Inflatable Kayak™ from the car, then turn her back around again! All 12 Potty-Mouth Phrases will come out of her mouth at once!”

“HAHAHA HOHOHOH HEHEHE OMG

WAIT, I NEED TO BREATH,

OK

HAHAHAH HHHEEE YOU FREAKS!”

“Be sure and collect all 14 Mapleleaf Kayaks™!”

“I already immortalized Janet's breast on the wall of our mill. I sharpied a huge 2' breast and sketched the sun-like whatever on it that was stapled to her nipple. And of course, penned in Janet Jackson's Breast so workers in the future can appreciate her bossom.”

“Unfortunately the Mapleleaf Action Figure™ does not come with the Wardrobe Malfunction Corset™.”

“That comes on the upgrade, right?”

“We're considering it, along with the Ow! Dammit! That Hurt! Nipple Shield^TM...”

“This thread has an unfortunate title...”

“OMG! This thread is fargin hilarious!”

“Justin comes complete with the bra-ripping grip.”

“LMMFAO!!!!!!!!”

“In stores now, the Mapleleaf Tight Bluejean Action Figure^TM!

Help Mapleleaf get into her old, tight bluejeans. Watch as her face turns blue and she passes out from asphyxiation from them! Summon the ambulance from Mapleleaf ER Adventure Set^TM and revive her!

Do it over and over! Hours of fun!

Set comes with bluejeans and crowbar. Mapleleaf ER Adventure Set^TM sold separately. Blue color of Mapleleaf's face takes about 5 minutes to change and change back.”

“HAHAHA

here we go again


now you can add Doctor Maple. I offered to take out buddurs stitches.”