Top Ten Signs Hillary Wants To Be Vice P resident

“Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Wants To Be Vice President


10. The Washington, D.C. TJ Maxx has sold out of pantsuits.

9. She's practicing sitting around doing nothing.

8. Instead of pretending to be from New York, she's pretending to be from key battleground states Ohio, Florida and Michigan.

7. Bragged to reporters the next "Hillary-Gate" is going to be off the hizzook.

6. Says she wants to be the first female Vice President since Gore.

5. Just purchased a large amount of Halliburton stock.

4. Called Century 21 to ask about listings for undisclosed locations.

3. Well, there's the "Kerry/Clinton" tattoo.

2. Firing up the ol' paper shredder.

1. If it would help she'd have sex with Bill.

LOL!!!”

“lol”

“If she becomes Prez.....

Were F-CKED!!!!!!


No offense to women....”

“That's what I said about Bush in 2000, Snafu, and he's pretty much lived up to expectations!”

“That's why I cast a write-in vote for my boss some years back. Figured he could screw up the country as well as Dole or Clinton.”

“#4 and #5 are priceless.”

“Treebeard, I'm hip!”

“Could be worse, Gore could have won the election!”

“Why, afraid the 'inventor of the internet' would have banned douchebag trolls?”

“Just checking to see if you were still awake.”

“Yeah, I'm still here! lol”

“10. "Because No Clinton Has Ever Disgraced The Office Of Vice-President."

9. "I'll Try Not To Misplace Or Shred Important Legislation"

8. "Endorsed By The CBS Jesus"

7. "If You Slept With My Husband, The Least You Can Do Is Vote For Me"

6. "I've Loved Every One Of The 17 Days I've Spent In New York"

5. "Of The Two Insane Power-Hungry Candidates, I'm Better At Pretending To Be Nice"

4. "Vote For Me Or I'll Have Kerry Poison Your Water Supply"

3. "Never Indicted...Knock On Wood!"

2. "I Can Run New York -- Hell, I Can Run The Whole Country"

1. "Wait'll You See The Scandals I'm Planning!"”

“lmao”

“If all the women who slept with Bill vote for Hillary, she'll win in a landslide.”