FREE SOCKS!!!!!!

“i have several pairs of old cotton socks that im trying to give away. Only a few small holes around the toes and a pee stain on one. Whoever can make the best case for why they should own these socks gets them free of charge!!! Winner pays cost of shipping.”

“Ooooohhhhh, this thread ain't gonna last. Matt disapproves of parody threads, doncha know...”

“I want them!! I know of someone who really needs to have a sock in her mouth to shut her a$$ up!! I think your socks would work perfectly.

Please send to:
oh well...email me for postal. :)”

“Whoa!!! That time of the month, Gem???


Seriously, do those socks come with 3 half-naked, super-model beautiful, foreign-born nymphomaniac, 21 year-old coeds???”

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“What color are they now and what color were they?”

“yellow (of course)...were once white. Cant offer any women with them, but my dog uses one as a chew toy. Id pay you to take him off my hands.”

“I need socks for..er...never mind. You really don't want to know.”

“I'll take the doggie. I like doggies.”