OMG I don't have a butt anymore...

“The gals at work are right....they say I have a pancake ass....today I was going to prove them wrong and put on pants that I know showed it off....well I looked in the mirror....


and I don't have a butt!!!! :O! >:O. What happened to it? Where did it go? I also had to really pull the drawstrings on my pants...I'm getting too little :S Seems like no matter how much junk food I cram in Im still loseing lots of weight...”

“Have you been on a diet?
Congrats on dropping a few pounds!”

“I thought maybe Psycho Mike-O went to far with the bacon ring...glad you're OK...”

“Post it on webshots.”

“I never, ever, ever say LMAO or any combination there of. You, in fact, are actually laughing your A$$ right off. This will not regenerate. Your only hope is to support stem cell research and some day you may grow a new one. Maybe next time you won't take your A$$ for granted.”

“Man, sitting's going to be awfully hard, (literally) now. I highly recommend taking up running, seems to make a bubbly butt almost overnight.”

“Oh my god, becky
look at her butt
it is so big uhh
she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
but u know who understands those rap guys
they only talk 2 her becuz she looks like a total prostitute
ok i mean her butt...
its just so big
uhh i can't believe its just so round
its out there
gross
look
shes just so black

I like big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
beef to the jeans shes wearing
im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tryed 2 warn me
but that butt u got makes me so horny
ooooooo rumple smooth skin
u say u wanna get my benz
well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin
to hell with romancing
she sweat
wet
shes got it going like a turbo jet
im tired of magazines
seenin flat butts are the thing
cuz the average black man ask him that
shes got 2 pack much back
so fellas
YAH!
fellas
YAH!
cuz ur girlfriends got the butt
HELL YAH!
shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake that healthy butt
baby got back

baby got back

I like them round and big
and when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home and
uh
double up
uh uh
I ain't talking bout playboy
those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
so find that juicy double
mix-alot seem trouble
begging for a piece of that bubble
so Im looking at rock videos
knocking these bimbos
looking like hoes
u can those bimbos
I keep my women like flo-jo
a word to the thick soled sisterz

i wanna get wit cha
i won't cus or hit cha
i gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh to the break of dawn
baby's got it going on
a lot of sims won't like this song
cuz thoses punks like to hit and quit it
and I'd ratehr stay and play
cuz I'm long and I'm strong
and I'm down to get this frick #&%!$ on
so ladies
YAH!
ladies
YAH!
so u wanna roll my mercedes
YAH!
so turn around
stick it out
even white boys got 2 shout
baby got back

baby got back

yah baby
when it comes to females
cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
36
24
36
on if she's 5'3"

so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
i can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back

baby got back

little in the middle but u got much back

little in the middle but u got much back

little in the middle but u got much back

little in the middle but u got much back”

“Next time on "When White People Lose Weight" we'll explore why bitpusher needs a belt, suspenders, and three hankerchiefs in his back pocket to keep his pants from sliding off...”

“haha this is such a dumb thread but i'm drawn to posting to it”

“"working out" can come in many forms.”

“"The gals at work are right..."

Ms Crazy Mike Backpacks
04:30:08 AM
03/11/04

This is interesting. If I said something like "gals" in the workplace, I could be fired for harassment. I thought that females considered gals to be a sort of derogatory term.

Then again...if I said "bacon ring" they'd have no idea what I was talking about. Once I explained it to them, then I'd be fired for harassment.”

“It's tough to be a man, baby...”

“you can say anything at work here....nothing is too derogetory :S!”

“who gives a flying fart? big deal - you've lost your butt - do you miss it?

sorry - I'm in a bad mood - but seriously (LOL no bun intended) - you can always get yourself some of those padded pants to make your booty bigger.”

“Then, there's always Butt implants...”

“Glass Houses, there, ScorchFire...



So did you laugh it off? Work it off? Get it chewed off? LOL”

“Glass Houses, there, ScorchFire...



Are you saying scorchfire has no butt?”

“If I had any less of a butt I'd have a dip back there. I have one of those sterio-typical little white cracker a$$es. And that's WITH the extra weight!”

“You need to get out and hike. Climbing hills builds butts.”

“You do have a butt....I've seen it, I've hiked behind you. It was a very nice butt if I recall correctly.

If you have suddenly lost it, stop and think where you were when last you saw it.

Losing you butt can be a very serious problem. Sitting, getting kicked, falling and many other things I will not go into, can only be done with a butt.

I'm sure they have some kind of a hot line for this sort of thing.”

“Actually I have a physical condition. I have it all in the front. I'll keep the five pound dik in exchange for not having a five pound azz. LOL!”

“Well tell him you want to take it in the rear instead of your mouth.”

“"you can say anything at work here....nothing is too derogetory :S!"
Ms Crazy Mike Backpacks
11:50:03 AM
03/11/04

...until the first time someone complains about it as harassment. After that, it's up to the employer to protect the employees rights and if they do not, could end up getting sued and losing a bundle over it.”

“"It's tough to be a man, baby..."
bitpusher

(cue up Tammy Winnette)

This sounds like a textbook case of Noassatall.
Maybe there are things on the internet for this condition.

For those of you who haven't seen a real butt, go to Tom Terrific's photo page.

Hey, Scorchie does have a butt, I hiked behind her.

Butt in all fairness She was dressed for winter.”

“I never had a butt”

“okay, I'll post.
Sorry to hear about your lost butt mscmb. Since I've been working out, I'm loving my big round butt more and more everyday:-)”

“Can we see it?”

“how big is your monitor screen?”

“I gotta 21" at home...is that big enough?”

“I've got a 35" TV. ;-)”

“lets not get carried away”

“17" HD”

“I don't wanna see the butt that would fill up that screen...”

“She probably lost it in a poker game- or the stock market.”

“I ain't clicking on Maple's links!”

“High Definition.......Butt??”

“its clean SS. you taught me well”

“Clever, very clever, mafleleap!”

“find your A$$ with both hands?”

“my friend birdleggs, has a butt so big it arrives 5 minutes afer she does..i'll get her to send you some.”

“I think I hiked my butt off :) Seriously I ve lost a lot of weight...and it seems to have come mostly from there... :S :) My trail name should be pancake ass :)”

“nononon its pocrcupine butt!”

“I thought that was pinecone butt, maple? (spppp, i still havnt use tp on trail...but moss is loads nicer then pinecones:))”

“i like to wipe with the business end of an enraged weasel”

“butt's are overated”

“"If I had any less of a butt I'd have a dip back there. I have one of those sterio-typical little white cracker a$$es. And that's WITH the extra weight!"
Nigal
12:38:55 PM
03/11/04

"You do have a butt....I've seen it, I've hiked behind you. It was a very nice butt if I recall correctly."
mtnsteve
12:47:53 PM
03/11/04

You two should get a room...”