To my merican friends.

“As many of you know, I am a high school teacher and rugby coach. A new set of jerseys just arrived and with it a Barbarian catalogue (www.barbarian.com). They supply the uniforms to the 'All American' collegiate all-star rugby team.

In their 'flag shirts' line there is a U.S. flag jersey that is stunning - flash, but really nice. Some of you might want one. I think you can order singles from them.

Just a thought.”

“That's American friends - the AAAAAAAAA key is sticking.”

“Oh ok...lol...besides, it's spelled "murkin", lol...”

“Cool shirt Gremlin, little to flashy for me but nice.”

“Yeah canuckdewd, and I live in Merlin.”

“I didn't find the jersey on the Barbarian website, but I did find it when I clicked on dealer locater and went to AmericanRugby.com.

Price was $55 for one or $79 for two of in-stock Barbarian rugby shirts.

Whoops....I did find the North American shirts on Barbarian.com.

They look pretty cool. Might be nice for a July 4th event.”

“You da man, gremlin. Not that I dislike my country by any means, but I'd rather have the Canadian shirt. Just so people will think I'm foreign and stuff. I might be able to lie and get a free beer out of someone.”

“"You da man, gremlin. Not that I dislike my country by any means, but I'd rather have the Canadian shirt. Just so people will think I'm foreign and stuff. I might be able to lie and get a free beer out of someone."
Artex
09:30:57 AM
03/11/04
ignore this user

Chicks dig foreign guys too.”

“Artex, they also have a wide selection of international rugby shirts...not that I wouldn't enjoy wearing the ol' maple leaf.”

“Ya know, I'm beginning to wonder about you, Artex, and Zac and MarkO. Are you guys closet Canucks working on some nefarious scheme to take over our Cousins to the South?”

“That's why I learned to speak with a perfect Scottish, Irish, English, and German accent. ;-)”

“Well there goes 10 years of undercover work. Thanks a lot gremlin, eh.”

“Yeah, Zac, why DO chicks dig guys from elsewhere?











Uh,











Never mind. I think I just answered my own question.”

“Yeah, it seems like they are always diggin' someone else.


I am actually a man without a state.......born in Washinton, D.C.

Canada looks good to me for retirement.
1. Great climate
2. Universal Health Care
3. Canadians don't want to take over the world.”

“GREAT CLIMATE?

My goddamned water is still frozen and I'm taking my showers at work.

It's mud season right now - you guys call it early spring. Everything is coloured grey and dirt. Smoke is everywhere from the production of maple syrup and married men are hiding the kitchen knives as their wives sit staring at their children huddled in the corner of the room.”

“It's cos we're exotic... innit”

“I didn't know Canadians were hip on rugby? Wish they played more here.”

“Canadian Rugby players are rejects from the fast and complicated sport of Curling! :)”

“Nice, Gremlin!

That sounds like Vermont, dude!

Is it still too cold for beer?”

“From the Flage Code:

Sec. 8. - Respect for flag

(j) No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform.

http://suvcw.org/flag.htm

I'm not surprised about the poeple that are going to show disrepsenct for the flag and there country this way.”

“Wow bales, you ARE smart aren't ya?



BYW- "there" should be "their".”

“You got 'im, Nigal!

That's right, and flying flags at night or in foul weather is against regulations too.”

“Good point MarkO. Interesting who answered to Hey Commmies" isn't it?

BTW - "BYW" should be "BTW"”

“"(j) No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform."

So I can use it as a diaper?”

“What wussies that gert beat up by Latino whores wear diapers? I guesst hat makes sense.”

“How about panties?”

“"How about panties?"

I'm afraid not. So I guess they will have to be removed.”

“Latino Whore? No, the Latino Whore beat me because that's what I paid for. The one who beat me wasn't Latino. Your skill in understanding a story is only matched by your writing abilities!”

“So then.....

Uncle Sam is disrespectful and breaking the law?!”

“You don't want to disrespect Uncle Sam, not unless you want the whole city of Troy pissed at you.”

“"She " was rprobably a cross dresser too. How'd it feel having a guy dancing agianst your crotch at a bar and kssing him?”

“I'm sorry bales. I was really drunk and the bar was really dark. Maybe if you had more than 1 inch I would have realized you were a guy? But why were you dressed like that anyhow?”

“there'll be no flag costumes when you're President huh bales?”

“"BTW - "BYW" should be "BTW""

GAWD! This happens every time I try to be a smartazz! I wrote that and read it and reread it for typoes and STILL screwed it up. I guess I have to give ya the fact you are smarter than me at least. LOL!”

“Sometimes it just doens't pay to be a smart azz does it Nigal?”

“Oh and BYW...I'm as communist as I am good looking.”

“"Sometimes it just doens't pay to be a smart azz does it Nigal?"

It pays very little. And don't forget, outsourcing smart a$$es steals American jobs!”

“.....I mean Nigal (damn glasses). Wassup homey?”

“Yeah Nigal, trying to be a smartass when you really have to ass at all is not smart.”

“....No ass at all!”