Flatlander Alert!

“Gotta get me one o' these!

Especially like the photo of the "test subject." My friend who alerted me to this device pointed out that "It can be readily adapted for human needs—any good plastic surgeon can easily relocate nostrils to the side of the human face."”

“Jnywlkr and I havge discussed getting the 'whale' operation (breathing holes on the top of the head) to better please the ladies during allergy season.”

“Gremlin, are you and Johnny allergic to wool?”

“No, beaver!”

“isnt this the same as blood doping, which is banned by most sports federations?”

“No, it's just that sniffling with, while, you know, turns them off.”

“Wow, has the International Backpacking Sports Association banned blood doping in competitive backpacking?”

“bitpusher,

Wool, fuzz, bush, uh huh!”

“I really don't want to say this, Gremlin... but it's called a BLOWHOLE.”

“LMAO! Too funny, Tilt.

Blood doping...heck, it's just like training at a higher altitude. I wonder what it would do for going from my normal 1,100 ft. elevation to the 10,400 ft. elevation at Jacksone Hole for the first few days of the trip?”