The price of loyalty

“Anyone else reading this?”

“Fill us in what you are talking about.”

“Filled in on what? It's just more of Phraedrus's normal Bush-bashing.”

“The Price of Loyalty - it's a book by Ron Suskind.”

“I'm Bush-bashing by reading a book?

Fascinating!”

“bales think everyone is against busch.”

“Not by reaing a book. Starting a thread about it so you and your Bush-bashing buddies have yet alnother thread to engage in your second favorite past time.”

“K.
Nope not reading it.

Gonna do a book report or just looking for discussion?”

“Damn pack, I was going to say that!”

“Woudned Knee, Everygbody should be against Busch. The only beer worst to drink is probalby Coors.”

“Hate to disagree with you bales. Busch is like drinking piss.”

“I'm not finished reading it. There certainly is room for discussion about Paul O'Neill's experience with the white house, though.”

“But drinking Coors is like dirnking piss with piss in it.”

“Hey Bales, maybe YOU could read the book and then we'll talk about it. That way, it would be a discussion instead of "bashing".”

“Now bales you know if something is found in a book it has to be true. People don't write books with any kind of bias either.

Everything on the internet is true too.”

“You believe that, nigal? I think you're alone in believing that.”

“Good. is it on the internet where I can dowlnad it for free and read it?”

“cheap bastard. You got a library card?”

“If you want, I'll lend you my copy.”

“"Good. is it on the internet where I can dowlnad it for free and read it?"

Not sure. If you find it somewhere be sure to download Shawn Hannity's book also because it is the written word and also true. Oh and get a free bible too. It's true too.”

“What kind of trip are you on, nigal?”

“The only disclaimer or exception to my above rules is if the written word disagrees with your personal views. Then it's all a bunch of bullchit and should be disguarded.”

“Nigal are you still trying to pawn off those Branch Nigellan bibles on people?”

“So, you're trying to make a point then?”

“Nigal hates books.”

“"Nigal are you still trying to pawn off those Branch Nigellan bibles on people?"

I've already planted them in 65 motels in the greater tri state region. Why? Ya want one? The first commandment is "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors gear and not bogart his beer.". It's a system we can all live with.”

“They make good paperweights and doorstops.... Right, 'Bales'?

LMAO”

“Nigal also hates the internet.”

“Nigal hates words and ideas.”

“Sure I'll take one.
I'm particulary intrested in the pants-free doctrine.

I was wondering about the other commandment that says. "Thou shall have no pants before me." Does that mean we can't wear pants or that we can't wear pants in your presence or that we can't wear pants on high holy days or all of the above.”

“Nigal hates pants.


Nigal's a hateful pantsless basher.”

“HPM,

The doctrine of pants can be tricky.

Pants can never be worn:

-On holy days (Superbowl Sunday, first day of deer season, your birthday, Daytona 500 Sunday, or a day when Super Walmart has a grand opening in your region)

-On holy Ground (bowling alleys, Hooters, my house)

-Or while posting on TT

The rest is up to you and pants are always optional at all other times and places.”

“I forgot aboutr that libary card.”

“Thanks, everyone for hijacking my thread, BTW. Yutzes.”

“What a relief. For second I thought I was going to hell.


Oh crap, I'm wearing pants.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

“You are very welcome.”

“Your welcome, BYW.”

“Blasphemer!!! Good directly to your prayer clothet and say five "Hail Fruit of the Looms"!”

“Forgive me Nigal for I have sinned!”

“Take your grilled cheese communion wafer and sin no more.”

“I started to read the book but got all tongue tied and confused when I read "...When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,This is what they call a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled..."

I found it disturbing.”

“Ho ha ha.


ANOTHER Yutz.”

“I cant blab such blibber blubber!
My tongue isnt made of rubber!”

“Hey birch, I've read that book. I LOVE the tweetle beetle battle scene!”

“the noodle poodle is a beyatch though.”

“I find the whole exchange about bim and bems brooms to be a challenge. I actually most slow down in order to make it through, tough stuff!”

“that gooey bird one gave me nightmares.....”

“gooey goo for chewy chewing thats what the goo-goose is doing...scary stuff.”

“This must be a pretty bad book because it doesn't look like anyone has read it or even wants to talk about it. I was really hoping to learn more about the aim of the book as well as what others thought of it. Too bad. Hey Birch, how many of them beetles can ya get in a bottle anyhow?”

“Nigal, you can fit at least 12 beetles of medium size in a 1 liter bottle. Thanks for asking!”