Wannabee

“Hi, people
I've been backpacking for over 30 minutes now, and have accumulated a lot of experience. I'd like to share it with all of you. I'll post a regular column of information everyone needs to know, and be available or questions. My goal is to have everyone here as one with the outdoors as I am.

Sincerely
Bob”

“Tonight I'll just wait here for questions.”

“do you have any experience getting beat and oppressed by those in law enforcement?

Ask me how many mountains I climbed?”

“Dear Rodney
What was the deal with you sitting in the box seats with the big stogie?
You should have been out pounding trail.
Give me the rest of the cigars, put on a pack, and either hike or make another movie.

Bob”

“Next Question, please”

“and only trolls”

“Actually, I'm special.
Once you get to know me, you'll understand.”

“This is a learning opportunity, folks- DON'T WASTE IT.”

“I understand, it's late. See everyone in the morning.”

“"Actually, I'm special.
Once you get to know me, you'll understand."

yea... special.. a real jerry's kid.”

“what the heck is everyone still doing up? I am going to bed! night, night!!”

“night, girl”

“feh”

“So........ Why is the sky blue?


(without doing an internet search, einstein)”

“cause Artex only let a little one - iffn it was the big one then the sky would be green”

“Allass, Poor Artex!

I pew him......well?”

“Bob,

At what temperature will Brandy freeze on a winter backpacking trip?”

“tilt, that's foul!”

“The sky is black- it's night time.

If the sky is blue, the reason is that you're in another part of the world where the sun is shining.

Bob”

“Bob,

At what temperature will Brandy freeze on a winter backpacking trip?"

The temperature will vary depending on the degree of nakedness you left her in. It's not too late to to confess- if she's still alive I'm sure you'll go easy on yourself.”

“'Noisey strike' LOL”

“can i call you robert?”

“No, if you want, you can call me "
Bob”

“Bob,
Why was that wonderful sitcom "Third Rock from the Sun" cancelled?”

“Jane Curtin began to sag too much, and covered up the first two rocks.

Bob”

“BOB - what size batteries do you use?”

“AA or AAA for camping, D or C for baseball games.

Bob”