I am playing golf with Phil!

“Phil Michelson that is. Wayne Gretzki and Dale Jarret will be playing too.

Anyh”

“Phil Michelson that is. Wayne Gretzki and Dale Jarret will be playing too.

Anyone else play golf?”

“Uh........NO !”

“To bad, keep working on your short game anyway.”

“I'm not fat enough to play golf.”

“You don't have to be fat, but it obviously does not hurt.”

“Yeah, I got the Tiger Woods 2004 video game also. Pretty cool.”

“.......nor am I old enough to play with the little sticks and little white balls.”

“My kids play. It is not a matter of age.

You really don't know anything about golf do you?”

“I played a couple of times 30-35 years ago.

I know it ain't easy.

Hey, Pennsy plays golf, it can't be all bad.

I don't play Jai Alai or cricket either.”

“I always wanted to play polo.”

“Playing with balls would cut into my time to play guitar.”

“try not to break your neck”

“LMFAO”

“i played my first 18 of golf yesterday...shot 101...isn't breaking a 100 a milestone for most pple?”

“It looks like it will be a milestone for you. Hopefully it won't take you too long.”

“OPIE - 101 on your first round of 18 sounds pretty good to me.”

“;a good walk spoiled.....


not bad ope-dood. i play a little, my 12 yr old is interested. i got him a set of clubs. it's the most frustrating relaxation i've ever experienced...the main reason i don't play more is it's so time consuming. like mark-o-rama said....gotta play ma strat...HEY! MAYBE i could play golf WITH my strat....FORUUUUUURRRRRR!”

“If I could have made a baseball do what I could make a golf ball do, I would be a very rich man.”

“Oh my!

And just what are you gonna do with that ball?

"He stuck it where?"”

“"Playing with balls would cut into my time to play guitar."
MarkO


TomT,
This is my next adventure, I want learn to play the guitar too....

Golf is sucks!
Too many rich dickheads for me.”

“that should be:

"GOLF SUCKS"”

“Yeah, money is a bad thing. We should all strive to be poorer.”

“True it will make you humble and care more about the simple good things in life :-)”

“"Oh my!

And just what are you gonna do with that ball?

"He stuck it where?""
MarkO

Not far off the mark, Mark. Let's just say there is no hitter in baseball who could hit a ball that breaks 90 degrees.”

“Not me, I want to be a richer dickhead and enjoy the finer things in life.

Like Golf :-)”

“Well you're already 1/2 way there...LOL”

“Excuse me snafu, will you wash my balls?”

“I would, if you some.....”

“oooops...
I would, if you HAD some.....LOL”

“You would?”

“Sure!
I will wash em, dry em, polish em, and bust em!”

“I will not, Lick em, suck on them, nor fondle em...”

“I think you would.”

“you should also know:

I like to:
Kick Balls
Hit Balls
Throw Balls
Shoot Balls
and
Dance at Balls

Ya might wanna think twice before asking me to to wash your our balls :-)”

“I enjoy hitting balls with a golf club.”

“i'd enjoy hitting you with a golf club.”

“This is my next adventure, I want learn to play the guitar too....

i used to play guitar for a while, but then i went away to college (my first two years) and couldn't afford to eat so i sold it : ( one day i'll get another one... maybe when i become a rich dickhead like ms bacpac.”

“no, i would enjoy hitting his balls with a golf club”

“oooh, she steals my thunder”

“ROTFLMAO @ MAPLE & SCORCH.....”

“More threats of physical violence?!?

You two skeezers are all mouth. My balls slapping your chin is what you really want.”

“What's this thread mean? If you WIN what??

Hell, I wanna see you box Lance Armstrong, if that's what this is all about.”

“You two skeezers are all mouth. My balls slapping your chin is what you really want."

you should BE so lucky to have either one of us.... and, once again, that will NEVER happen lol”

“They don't call you handlebar ears, because of a birth defect.”

“Liz, it is a contest for a proam golf tournament.”

“And they dont call you "Rice Dick" because they think your chinese.”

“You really spend too much time thinking of my genitals. Is this what you meant by enjoying the simpler things in life?

Maybe if you weren't such a broke dick you could afford to play golf and not spend so much time thinking about my crotch.

Maybe not.”

“good grief, how many times do I have to flush before you go away?

i'm trying to imagine you with a personality, but i keep getting confused with the "miss." whatever kind of look you were going for with this new name, you missed.”

“Oops, back to detention for me.”