I am playing golf with Phil!

“The "Miss" fits "it" well...
I saw a pix of It and I had a tuff time telling if It was X or Y....
It sorta looked like Pat from SNL...”

“PS...
also you are correct I have spent too much time with you....
IGNORE buton is a great thing..
bye bye”

“So, Scorchy, a fashion "not?"”

“like, totally!”

“I almost fell off the ballwasher on the 12 hole and broke my arm!!...best 2 balls i hit all day were when i stepped on a rake in the sandtrap off the 6th green.

Par for the course was 72...and my clubs swing like lead baseball bats...or so my co-workers say.”

“The title is "On lining up your 4th Putt.

Here are some of the more notable chapters:

A. How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from
the tee
B. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
C. How to get more distance out of a shank
D. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
E. Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
F. Crying and how to handle it.
G. How to rationalize a 7 hour round.
H. How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
I. Why your husband or wife no longer cares that you birdied the 4th.
J. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting
embarrassed.
K. How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
L. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
M. The meaning of The Passion of Christ, and triple bogeys.



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