if your Irish, do you pee green?

“Good one, Snake Eyes!

Baltimore's mayor, Martin O'Malley, plays guitar and sings in his own Irish band......O'Malley's March

What, no more Irish jokes?

How about the newly married Irish boys?
Johnny Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohnny................
Gotta love San Francisco!”

“Paddy and Murphey are in this pub and Paddy says to Murphey......”

“Irish Drinking Song

[Originally by Buck-O-Nine]

well i stumbled and i am all drunk and full of smoke
my wife said i have had enough, im sick, thats it, get out!
so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story and we had another round

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

and mary mcgregor, she was a pretty whore
she'd always greet you with a smile and never lock her door
but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep
for mary mcgregor finally got some sleep

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

well i once loved a girl, a child im told
i gave her my heart and she gave my a cold
so now i sit standing here out in the pouring rain
ill stumble back to kellys pub and cry away me pain

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!”

“LMBO at Bit!!! Yes, something like that...

I'll never look at Kermit the Frog the same again.”

“I thought it was 'pea green'.”

“Thanks Phil, I'm glad someone appreciates it.

I put thought into this stuff, ya know?”

“If ya don't fancy green beer, how about a few glasses of Bushmill's instead? Brewed in County Antrim (north of Belfast). Its one of the few things Unionist and Loyalists can agree on.

Irish potatoes? 'Spuds' actually came from South America, up in the Andes.”

“what ever color you can get
out of the back of a gmctruck

rum . . . rum . . . rumble”

“Lord have mercy on my soul, will the Nightcrawlers thread never die?!?!”

“I'm a frayed knot.

It's the freakin' undead zombie seinfeld thread from hell..”

“Yes, the TT version of Dawn of the Dead, or whatever that horror flick remake is that opens this week.”

“You know who looks like a damn zombie.... Jean Bertrand Aristide! LOL”

“Yeah, I saw a shot of one of his supporters holding up a picture--no wonder there was a revolution. The rebels probably just thought they were saving the human race from the undead.”

“could be.....”

“


it was my grandmother that was Irish :)”

“Mine as well. Marguerite Gallagher.

And I only pee green when I take too much vitamin B! LOL!”

“TMI!”

“My Irish name is Mark O'h-Eoghain.

I get back to ya on that one, maplefourleafclover.”

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“Come again, Zac?

Oh, the picture didn't appear the first time I looked, hence my question.
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“LMAO @ marko & zac”

“Try to pronounce that, maple.”

“maple four leaf clover

not that hard!”

“No, you ding-a-ling!!!

I meant O'h-Eoghain!!”

“who you callin a ding a ling you dang long haired super freaky turkey?”

“Did Mapleleaf just call MarkO a Super Freak?”

“My favorite St Paddy's Day line... "Ever had any Norwegian in ya?" ;-)”

“Yupp! I think I have...”

“My mom is half Norwegian.

So yes, just not like what the goat has alluded to.

"Freaky Turkey"......I like that!!”