BREAKING NEWS

“Pakistani president tells CNN he believes troops have surrounded al Qaeda fighters protecting "high-value target." Details soon.”

“GET EM!”

“god i hope it's not osama. bush'll get re-elected for sure.”

“I hope it is. He needs to be taken out.”

“Osama bin Caught?”

“I hope they get him alive and he's dressed like a woman.”

“i hope they find out on november 3rd (day after bush loses) that he died a couple years ago from wounds caused by the poor goat he was trying to molest.”

“Is the al Qaeda method of protecting a high-value target to keep running around the obstacle course over and over? Seems that's all those guys got.”

“ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (CNN) -- Pakistani forces have surrounded what may be a "high-value" al Qaeda target in Pakistan near the border with Afghanistan, President Pervez Musharraf told CNN.

"We feel that there may be a high-value target," Musharraf told CNN. "I can't say who."

The ferociousness of their resistance indicates that the al Qaeda fighters are protecting someone particularly significant, he said.

The military asked locals to leave and is flying helicopters overhead, "pounding" the area with artillery, he said.

U.S. and Pakistani officials have said they believe al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden probably is in Pakistan near the border with Afghanistan.”

“Catch him ASAP and give the voters time to come to their senses. Seven+ months may not be long enough for some people, though.

If he was to disappear quietly, it would probably be better in the long run, depriving the terrorists of a martyr, but I don't think Bush can resist the urge to grandstand... whatever the consequences might be.”

“i just turned on cnn. they aint said nuttin”

“Uh, this IS the pakistani army we're talking about.”

“If the Pakistanis catch him, is there any reason for me to change my opinion of Bush, whether it be positive or negative?”

“If they catch him lets hope it sends the message that no matter who you are and no matter how much money you have you can’t hide.”

“tilt - i don't think 7 months is enough time. your're forgeting that it'll take at least 2 or 3 months for some redneck woodchuck hillbilly to write a song about how got'em and USA all the way and all that crap. by the time of elections the song'll be peaking at number one.”

“... FROM THE PAKISTANI ARMY!”

“Err. sorry. Heheheh”

“.... From the Pakistani army and billions of American dollars”

“It sounds like they might finally have Al Franken surrounded.”

“Watch out, though. He has weapons of mass tackling.”

“If it really is Osama, no worries, because if Kerry is elected, he will pardon him.”

“Tree - if the pakistani's catch'em then it SHOULD (but it won't) make bush look even worse. does anyone remember all that "catch him dead or alive" b.s. ? bush himself said that "the number one goal of his administration will be the war on terrorism"
well it's been 30 MONTHS for gods sake!”

“or Rushs Oxycontin supply”

“It's prolly the guy who can confirm Bush's Guard service.”

“"If it really is Osama, no worries, because if Kerry is elected, he will pardon him."
Buck
12:40:40 PM
03/18/04

Busk wins the prize for hate rhetoric.”

“No no violin, he's hiding with all those WMD's - you know - the reason all those soldiers died and are still dying.”

“The way I see it, I don't care who's in the White House. All this partisan nonsense is BS. When it comes to this, the president is a figurehead. The whole country is on the same page here. Nobody wants this guy loose. Let's get him. Then, we can get back to bashing the candidates we dislike on the basis of issues that are divided on!”

“MY NAME IS NOT BUSK! (pounding fist on podium)”

“They are saying that Musharref sais something about surrounding 'al quada #2'...


Film at 11”

“Bashing candidates is as American as apple pie and the 4th of July.”

“maybe it's the guy who got the chappell show continued for another season.”

“Bush, Buck, Busk...

...what the hell's the difference? :)”

“Yep! It's him alright!:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/03/18/pakistan.alqaeda/index.html”

“BUSK BUSK BUSK!

Why do you hate Kerry so much? You're blinded by your hatred. Hatred is not a family value. Hate will make you die 10% faster than cigarrettes. Your hate is clear and loud.”

“now there's a sonofab!tch who's got it coming.”

“Not falling for it today V.”

“That link says it all V.”

“Who, Violin? Yeah, he does. I always right-click on his links, though, so don't blame me.”

“You mean Buck is Dubya's troll? Why, da very noive uv dat guy!”

“Asteroid misses earth...”

“Back to 'The Clan of the Cave Beard'”

“you read this Buck?

Senator John McCain added a rare bit of restraint to the escalating tone of the presidential campaign today, rejecting assertions by other Republicans that his colleague, Senator John Kerry, would endanger national security if elected.

``I don't think that,'' Mr. McCain said on CBS this morning. ``I think that John Kerry is a good and decent man. I think he has served his country. I think he has different points of view on different issues and he will have to explain his voting record. But this kind of rhetoric, I think, is not helpful in educating and helping the American people make a choice."”

“"They are saying that Musharref sais something about surrounding 'al quada #2'..."


Who ever he is, he's in deep #2.”

“I hope they get him alive and he's dressed like a woman."
ULTRAPecker
12:24:10 PM
03/18/04
ignore this user

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"i hope they find out on november 3rd (day after bush loses) that he died a couple years ago from wounds caused by the poor goat he was trying to molest."
sacco
12:29:25 PM
03/18/04
ignore this user


LMFBO”

“Thank God for right click!”

“I actually love Kerry. And I'd really love to run my fingers through that hair of his. But I won't let my lusts turn into a vote for him.

"If we quit voting will they all go away?"”

“(moving away ever so carefully from Buck)”

“If they can vote themselves a raise they can vote themselves into office.”

“sacco, you from Vermont?”