Al Qaeda Endorse Bush (really)

“Reuters

CAIRO (Reuters) - A group claiming to have links with al Qaeda says it is calling a truce in its Spanish operations to see if the new Madrid government would withdraw its troops from Iraq, a pan-Arab newspaper says.

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The statement said it supported U.S. President George W. Bush in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry, as it was not possible to find a leader "more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."

In comments addressed to Bush, the group said:

"Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilisation."

"Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected."”

“THanks, Violin!

Blasphemiousness is the mother of all.......something.”

“That's why al Qaeda was planning the attack of 9/11 while Klinton was in office. Thats why the USS Cole was attacked. al Qaeda know they will be free to plan bigger attacks in the future with a paper tiger like Kerry in office.”

“And they pulled off the 9/11 attack while Dubya was asleep at the wheel.”

“Long vacations will make you sleepy, Tom...”

“"al Qaeda know they will be free to plan bigger attacks in the future with a paper tiger like Kerry in office"

Then why do they like Bush?”

“Screw those guys!

[sarcasm]They don't even get a vote![/sarcasm]”

“Don't forget Al Qaeda sent in that Scud Pretzel....”

“I really don't think Bush is doing anything more than Sharon. Just storing up decades of hatred in the Middle East to prolong this thing and ensure it never goes away in our lifetimes.”

“They're endorsing Bush, knowing that Americans will vote for whoever the don't endorse, thereby endorsing Kerry by default.

JIHAD ENDORSEMENTS”

“"Then why do they like Bush."

Reverse psychology.”

“Of course the lying Al Qaeda says they want Bush to win... they hope this would cause some backlash so Kerry will actually win. Or, maybe they really do want Bush to win because they know that Bush will actually fight them which brings headlines, which they seek. I mean, if you're a terrorist group seeking world headlines and you kill hundreds of people in a blast, do you really want the headlines to read, "KERRY SIGNS GAY MARRIAGE BILL"?”

“See?”

“I am channeling a Bush-apologist.”

“You've been here too long Phaedrus.

Those terrorists are even more devious than I thought.

Or could it be that Bush really is giving them exactly what they want?”

“Yes, they want to be martyrs and Bush is bringing them death.

How'd I do?”

“This may be the winner of the "Stupidest Thread I Ever Read" award.”

“You obviously missed the virtual yo-yo.”

“Arguing over who gets the terrorist endorsement has got to be way up there.”

“or any thread related to hiking or backpacking.”

“There's no arguing. The facts are clear. We're arguing over who's more evil: Al-qaeda or John Kerry.”

“If that story actually affects how someone votes than we don’t have to worry about terrorists, because we are already done for.”

“So your vote is for John Kerry being more evil?”

“I can see it now... "Axis of Evil nations line up to endorse Bush for President"”

“Japan endorses Truman as President.”

“Well Iran and NK will have nukes by then so they'lll be able to do what they like Buck.”

“At least you spelled Al Qaeda correctly. lol.”

“Thanks to Klintons help with North Korea's nuclear reactors they will be able to produce weapons grade material and sell it to Iran.”

“Ah, Jihad Klinton.”

“So you agree. 8)”

“Y'all have heard about the latest Pew opinion survey that shows a rising tide of Anti-Americanism in the world?

The Bush administration is validating the radicals charges against us while working to isolate us and weaken us.

He's a terrorist's dream candidate.”

“We don't need no stinking badges!”

“To be honest I don't think there are too many ways to stop a nation getting nukes if they really want them.”

“How about ordinary citizens?”

“Well the cost would get em then - until they outsource production.”

“I think they are thinking that we will think that and therefore vote for Kerry.

On the other hand, they know that we know that they know how we think. So Bush would be the way to go.

But if they know that, and we think that, then they must think that we know that. And since we know that they think they know, we should vote for Kerry.

On the other hand, one should never get involved in a land war in Asia”

“Check out the author's name on that article: Opheera McDoom

McDoom! You want fries with that?”

“Asia Minor or Asia Major?”

“I dunnno, if it makes anyone feel any better, I do not personally possess any nuclear weapons. There I said it. Carry on.”

“But secretly you want to.”

“Minor or Major? I don't think it matters.”

“I’ve had women tell me I posses a WMD.”

“Well hey, who wouldn't want a nuclear tipped multiple re-entry warhead in their garage? Heck, I'd even settle for a cute little suitcase nuke.”

“No - that's an STD must hike ;o)”

“Men... they sexualize everything.”

“Women ... they love it.”

“multiple re-entry warhead

Yea that also.”

“I thought Buck was a man?”

“Not deep down bearmagnet.”

“I'm changing my name to Doe, John Doe.”