Hooters World Tour

“This guy is trying to visit every Hooters in the US. See pictures of his journey here: http://www.goosehooterstour.com/hootersdirectory.html

There were about six other Hooters thread, so I thought this one deserved its own.”

“I bet chili's jealous.”

“I've been to:

2 in Nashville, TN
1 in Memphis, TN
1 in Greensbor, NC
1 in Charlotte, NC
1 in Tampa, FL (long long time ago)
1 in Knoxville, TN

and I think that's it, rumor has it that one is gonna be built near me in Jupiter FL sometime soon.”

“Sounds like my brother, he says he's been to about 50.

I've been to:

Anchorage
Salt Lk City
San Francisco
Las Vegas
Henderson, Nv
San Diego (3)
Frisco, Tx”

“"I've been to:

2 in Nashville, TN
1 in Memphis, TN
1 in Greensbor, NC
1 in Charlotte, NC
1 in Tampa, FL (long long time ago)
1 in Knoxville, TN

and in Greenville, SC”

“Hmmmmmm....I never kept a record of the Hooters I've visited so let me guess....

Charleston, WV
Myrtle Beach, SC
Richmond, VA
Columbus, OH
Columbus, OH II
Jacksonville, FL -- a girl I went to high school with works here and she is very very hot...and she knows how to drive a manual and shoot a rifle...”

“I have never been to a Hooters. Is the food good?”

“I think their milk is fresh?”

“Why all this interest in owls?”

“'Cause these owls peep out at you!”

“Never been to a Hooters. The waitresses are overdressed!”

“OMG!

ROTFLMFAO AT all you's guy's!!!!

I wonder how long it will be b4 Chilli will chime in!!!!

His La Maas classes must really be taking up some time!!!”

“They do have good food at Hooters...I've yet to find a place that makes a sirloin sandwhich as good as theirs...not to mention that the waitresses are very classey.”

“I now have one in house. :)”

“one what? A sirloin sandwich?”

“I've got a craving for Hooters now...too bad I'm going out with three girl friends from school tonight who would be totally opposed to the idea...”

“This proves the increase in sexual orientation transition rate in the greater Columbus area.”

“For some reason the girls at school don't appreciate Hooters...however there are a rare few who like it.”

“OMG!

ROTFLMFAO AT all you's guy's!!!!

I wonder how long it will be b4 Chilli will chime in!!!!

His La Maas classes must really be taking up some time!!!"
snafu29


La Maas classes? Am I missing something here?

What the f--- are you talking about. Where do you all think Chili met me? And if he gives a hoot he will NOT be going back to any Hooters again soon!”

“Let's see....

That amateur thinks he can see them all? I bet he doesn't even take enough time to evaluate the talent,,,,er,,,,,food.


Memphis x 3
Nashville x 2
Jackson, MS
Huntsville, AL
Tampa, FL
Orlando, FL
Ft Lauderdale FL
Clearwater, FL
Biloxi, MS
Lousiville, KY
Chicago, IL
Dallas, TX
Dothan, AL
Gulf Shores, AL
Daphne, AL
Newport, KY
Indianapolis, IN


There may have been a few more, but I cannot recall at this time.”

“daytona beach....big one accross from speedway

west palm beach”

“I think I'm going to have to start stopping at Hooters when I travel the country for backpacking...I coulda got Nashville on my last trip! Maybe I'll get Indianapolis on my next one.”

“Just don't forget to go to the Huntsville Hooters, it is uh, lets say, heads and shoulders above the rest.”

“"La Maas classes? Am I missing something here?

What the f--- are you talking about. Where do you all think Chili met me? And if he gives a hoot he will NOT be going back to any Hooters again soon!"
COTTONSOCKS




Take a Chill Pill Cottonsocks, It called bustin balls, just joking around between guys.....

Maybe you should go back to hooters and have a few drinks to calm down :-)”

“chili probably keeps this list on his palm pilot (no pun intended)”

“Hey, I find the hot wings to be remarkably consistent without regard to geographical variance.”

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message from Muttley being ignored

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"Yeah, Right.”

“Dangit! The best one was in Huntsville! I almost stopped there to check out the space museum. IF I'd known the best Hooters was there I'd have made the stop. Probably will be a couple years before I'm back down that way.”

“I can't imagine the talent pool thinning out in the next couple of years.”

“I called the Space Museum in Huntsville on my drive down to ask if they were an ASTC (Association of Science and Technology Centers) member. ASTC members get reciprocal free admission at other centers. The person I talked to didn't know and was supposed to call me back and never did. So I check online and there it is on their brochure...ASTC member. Where I worked at COSI for three years I have a complimentary ASTC membership and I could have gotten in free. So now I'm even more mad that I missed seeing the best Hooters in the US and a good science center. Nothing like big rockets and big boobs.”

“WTF? Keep that talk about rockets off this thread, Mister.”

“See, rockets remind me of boobs...haven't you ever heard, "man, check out the rockets on her."”

“Obviously my southern upbringing didn't expose me to "rockets"...


Down here we just say...."#&%!$, look at those tits"”

“Nosecones, Dub, Nosecones.

If your date has a "rocket" on her, you're in the wrong part of town.”

“Okay, to tell the truth we've been known to call them rockets, but mostly we call them tits or cans. That comment just sounded gay so I was trying to cover it up.”

“The trekkie in me made me do it!”

“New location!

Time for a trip to Lost Wages?”

“I'm going to girls gone wild backstage pass tour tonight, does that count?”

“I hate you.”

“lol....j/k!”

“as you should”

“They scheduled a DC stop but it got canceled due to #&%!$ty weather.

;(”

“and whose fault is that?”

“the douchbag who runs the show?”

“well, at least my show's not cancelled”

“I think Chili's going to be disapointed. There's no hooters girl, just Opie. He doesn't even have little orange shorts on. ;)”