Boot Laces

“I know this will probably just sink to the bottom fast or end up as a thread degeneration into something like which way do you slice your P&J sandwhich.....

Anyway, speaking of Vip's boots, reminded me I need a new pair of Asolo Laces 59" or 150 cm's..
I searched the web, only REI has them and they are $3.75, thats not a problem, but the MFer's wanna charge me $5.99 for shipping....

I heard somewhere if you call Asolo direct the will mail ya FREEBEE Laces.....
anyone got the number ?”

“I like my PB&J sliced corner to corner.

Sorry someone had to do it.”

“Here ya go.

Phone +39 0422 88 66

It's in Italy. Good luck!”

“By a bunch of other stuff along with the laces, so can justify the cost of the shipping.”

“If I were you, I'd just stop by Campmor on my way home and buy a pair.”

“I saw thaty number on their sight...LOL
The only Italian I know is "al Sole" THE SUN...thanks anyhow...

vio, thanks just no friggin capmors near here...i checked their sight, down for maintenance...


MH was thinking that too... just dont need anything at this time....but my b-day is soon and I could just get extra and blame that...haha

LUM,
good to know...lol

I will keep searching on my own, worse case I got to the store I bought them and steal a pair off the floor models...haha”

“Snafu: Hi, I need a new pair of bootlaces for my Asolo boots!

Asolo Guy: I no canna understand-a you? Whatta you-a want?

Snafu: Bootlaces. 150cm bootlaces. I heard that you'd give them to me for free if I called you.

AG: Hey, Mario, you talk-a to this-a guy here? I no canna understand-a him.

Mario: Hello, whatta you-a want?

Snafu: Just some bootlaces.

Mario: Some-a what?

Snafu: Bootlaces. 150 cm bootlaces. Doesn't anybody there speak English?

Mario: I speaka the Engalish to you but I no canna understand-a you! Whatta you want?

Snafu: Boot-a-laces.

Mario: Oh, boot-a-laces! We gotta the boot-a-laces! Howa longa you wanta them boot-a-laces? You own-a Asolo boots, right?

Snafu: Oh, yah, I own-a Asolo boots. I need-a 150 centimeter boot-a-laces. You gotta?

Mario: Yah, we gotta them. Where-a you wanta me senda them to?

Snafu: New-a York.

Mario: No-a problem, I senda them to-a New-a York, my cousin-a live-a there. You know-a him maybe?

Snafu: Yah I know-a him. Tell him Snafu want-a the laces.

Mario: OK. I senda the boot-a-laces to him. You have-a good-a day.

Mario (to first guy): Them damn Americans, they no-a canna speak-a the Engalish.”

“I just ate a chicken sandwich. I cut it half way between straight across and corner to corner. That way the first bite fits my mouth.”

“ROTFLMAO......”

“AT BIT THAT IS....”

“when you call just tell them "Yeah, Vinny said yous guys could hook me up wit some laces, ya know"”

“Yo Vinniiiiiii!!!
You know da thing we where going to do? ya know the thing? Well I can't do that thing right yet.
One of my other things broke and I need some new things!
So go see our Pie-zon and get some more of those things for me.”

“LOL”

“If you have an REI near you they will ship to that store for free.”

“Yo Vinny
Wait uppa minute!
Here's a Jefferson, pick me up some Conolies at the shop on way back from gettin me those things....
You a Gooda Boy!”

“Here's an idea. Get a plain ticket and fly to Italy. After you get you new laces from the factory you could go climbing in the Italian Alps.”

“For the record, I am pro bootlaces.”

“Bush hates bootlaces because they help all those darn environmentalists. Heard he wants to outlaw them.”

“Yeah We can all be Velcro Dorks like Kerry the Ferry!”

“You could always the cut a length of parachute cord.”

“WTF is a "Plain Ticket" ???
LOL

Ya think that would only get me the tour thru the great Plains ?

j/k

PS
If I go to Italy, I would chase some of those Sicilian Babes!”

“You might try 800-892-2668. There is a good chance they will speak English.”

“Sorry I no spella the english good.”

“Bush hates boot laces because he never learned to tie the mf'ers.”

“I where my hiking boots daily, Chicks would laugh at me with some big a$$ Para Cord dangling. Well re-hashing that thought, it really would not matter they laugh at me now anyways....haha

I think MH has a idea, buy more gear from REI....

T.N.T
I wish we had a REI near here, We have Gander Mountain, EMS and GAY-LANDS aka, Galyans....”

“LMAO @ bit! That was classic.”

“I never said it would look pretty, but it will work in a pinch.”

“just dont need anything at this time....
snafu29
11:26:55 AM
03/19/04

Blasphemer!”

“Lum,
True! and have thought of that if the that case was needed...

MH
So father, please forgive my sins. I will say 20 "Hail Mary's" ...

And then go look for a new Tent and Back pack!”

“OK I called that 800 for nordica, they dont deal with asolo since they moved to NH last July, but Robin was kind enuf to give me the asolo usa # which is 877-888-8533.... only prob is nobody was available, they prolly where out eating canolies..... I left a mess. on their VM....Thank you very much for the info....
ps...
lowe alpine toll free # is 800-891-7908....

Matt,
Any chance of a area on the Gear page for toll free number directory to outfitters and what not ???? just a thought :-)

or we could just do a thread and add them on there, problem is I sure there would be NON-hiking 800 #'s that would end up on there...
LOL”

“Wow Matt responded quickly!! Snafu check out the gear page!

Asolo
    1 Sportsystem Plaza
    Bordentown, NJ 08505
    800-892-2668
    asolo@asolo.com
    http://www.asolo.com
    Read Asolo Gear Reviews”

“That reminds me. I need to contact Merrell. The soles started to pull away from the leather after the second or third time I hiked with them.”

“Whoa!!!
LT was that already out there?
I mean the entire listing A-Z ?
Or did Matt the Jedi "Web" Master just Asolo?
Matt for Prez! Got my vote!”

“ASOLO USA, Christy the sweet heart, is mailing me a pair of laces!! Complimentary!!!!

Schweeeeet!
thanks Matt, you got mail!”

“Lol snafu maybe you should look around the site some. There is lots of good info on here other than trailtalk.”

“What??? Who??? Me ???
There more to this site...haha
I barely have time for TT :-)

Ya ready for some hiking this summer?
What trips are you going on?
Have you heard from Nomad1 at all?”

“I saw a thread that Nomad had moved on to Montana? maybe.
I am trying to do one hike a month.
March Baxter
April Catskill
May ADK's
June ?
July ?
August Maine
And then I am going to plan something BIG for the fall maybe out west”

“Go to yuor climbing store and get 4mm perlon. Indestructable.”

“Nomad1 has a New Mexico trip on the trips page, Chaco Canyon.”