Buddha Lost It

“I was minding my own business on backpacker.com and Buddha started WWIII. It is like a John Kerry campaign speech over there.”

“i think he has a bad case of mud butt”

“Yeah, I hate it when people get all political and stuff.”

“jihad bush? what a surprize....”

“The mud slinging, the horror.”

“Actually strat, it's a fight that you may want to join.”

“Can somebody drop a brother a link?”

“What promted that bb?”

“Ah, too many threads to link all of em.

BB is officially a member of the "Steve's a dork" club. Some of the responses he's getting over there are classic!”

“Just fed up with hypocrisy I guess.”

“I thought we were all in agreement that hypocrisy was the one thing we all had in common :-(”

“You are going to get me in trouble over there, BB.”

“at least you'll still have your SS buddies!”

“I do?”

“seig heil!”

“FLMAO at the "bp2go is Nambla Man of the Year", thread!

Tear it up! And hand me one of those cold ones!!!!!”

“roflmfao, i just couldn't help it.
still roflmfao.... someone help me”

“** feels stupid cos he don't know what NAMBLA is. **”

“oh my gawd.

North American Man/Boy Love Association

eWwwww... Buddha Bear... my gosh.. to the quick.. what inspired this firesorm of hated against a certain speciman of humanity?”

“BP2Go isn't human. He's a bot created by Rodale to maintain a high degree of blandness on their site.”

“i ain't going there man, it's like jumpin out of the frying pan into the fire.....quitting crank so you can start ussing heroin...one addiction is enough”

“Going from here to there is like going from a diet of mexican, thai and cajun to eating grits and butter all the damn time.”

“LOL!!!

very descriptive Phaedrus!”

“GRITS And BUTTER KICKS ASS!!!!

..... when you add a good dose of salt, cayenne, sharp cheddar, pepperoni and a tiny dollop of sour cream.”

“Grits, butter, sugar and cinnamon!”

“never tried um till i hiked with chilli, he convinced me to try them.....

they were.... ok

malt-o-meal is lots better, though....”

“I ate **ONE** grit after the Cumberland Island hike, when gojo took me out for a very special meal at Waffle House.”

“You ate a "gojo grit"?

Good god!”

“OMG, a thread degeneration into food!”

“I can’t believe they took all your threads away over there.”

“Has he been banned?”

“Not only did they lack the balls to ban me, but they stole my username and posted under it as well. Typical.”

“Can't you press charges? Like "posting under the influance of Buddha"?

or "Posting While Buddha"?

or "Impersonating Buddha"?

I would hope that something could be done to shine your tarnished image over there. I'd string da bastage up by dem dare balls, iffin' that happened to me!

damn cock swillers!!”

“Putting sweet stuff in your grits must be a Nawthern Thing.... Are you sure you're not thinking of Cream O Wheat? <G>”

“It would seem that BP2Go has lost control. I wish someone would think to cut and paste the whole thread over here to save it for those of us who don't get online before it's deleted! Geez, think of the rest of us sometime would you?!”

“In my case I'm simply too lazy to go over there and see for myself, so I second Sass's motion.”

“Way to go out in a blaze of glory BB!

I loved all the "he's not nice" and "email bp2go and ask him to ban him" posts.”

“The funniest thing was Preacher bumping all the other threads to get buddha's threads off the front page. Talk about over reacting.”

“Yes, but I learned from the mistakes of ancient hawiians, native americans and other non-christian relgious people, and rebuffed his evengelism with some anti-evengelism of my own.

I should have expected nothing less from a "preacher" though.”

“ahhhhhh, silenced at last!

I am now officially banned on backpacker.com, something I shall hold near and dear to my heart for the duration. Now, all the backpacker.com folks can be led around like a bunch of sheep, and ole bp2go can make more games of banning people.”

“You've made backpacker.com safe for the "Platypus: does it taste like duck or fish" thread!”

“Way to go, BB!”

“awright, pretty soon we'll have a little club of "i've been banned by backpacker.com" people. We could make T shirts and bumper stickers and everything.”

“I wasn't banned. I just left.”

“watch out Tilt - walkindude almost became WFD as a result of commenting on Tango's approach to grits”

“That it. Forget the ultralight. I got to get a laptop and satellite dish link to the internet and take it with me backpacking. I go backpacking to Mississippi for 5 days, and I miss all the fun.

Hey Buddha Bear, you can put your "Banned by backpacker.com" placard up on the wall next to your diploma. But remember, according to their forum rules, they do not ban the person typing on the keyboard. They ban only the use of that particular name. So you can't sell the name "Buddha Bear" on ebay now.”

“I'm sorry geobeet. was that too boring. I just started to wonder if anyone has ever had platypus, I get obsessive that way.

Maybe I should try to be more exciting and controversial like you and report about 2.0 Earthquakes in NJ?”

“"WalkinFunnyDude"?? LOL


Hmmmmmm... a hockey fan living in Florida... And depending on what part of Florida you're talkin' about, it could be like Alabama, South Georgia, Long Island or Cuba...

She's bound to be somewhat confused, <G>”

“Bacpac is over there right now trying to mend fences with a parody of their "Word Photo" posts.”