Gorilla Terrorist

“DALLAS, Texas (AP) -- The scene at the Wilds of Africa exhibit was wilder than anything most zookeepers have witnessed in the jungle: A 300-pound gorilla breaks out of its enclosure and goes on a 40-minute rampage through a forest, snatching up a toddler with his teeth and attacking three other people before being shot by officers.

Federal regulators are investigating the Dallas Zoo over Thursday's escape, zoo officials are trying to figure out how the gorilla managed to break out, and animal welfare advocates are questioning whether officers had to kill the beast.

The Bush administration was quick to denounce the gorilla as a terrorist. "This is why we keep gorillas behind bars in zoos, they are savage animals bent on attacking Americans".”

“Was that gorillas' name..... "The Truth"?”