Cheney on Limbaugh today, spin cycle set for

“This oughtta be good.”

“Talk about multiple orgasms ...”

“Buddha, those two may just strip you of your liars championship.”

“they'll have trouble getting Rush from under the table I'm sure.
I bet the questions will be tough!”

“Caspar Milquetoast tough!”

“When oxycontin and burbon collide!

Thanks geo, but I love my title!”

“Just put the mic down there. I'm sure it won't interfer with his pacemaker.”

“During preps for the interview, Mr. Limbaugh specifically requested that Dick wear zipper, not button fly, pants. Then, he prepared his notes with his formerly oxy-contin stained fingers.”

“Well you're not exactly up against two lightweights Buddha, although I have developed a profound respect for your considerable abilities. You, sir, could sell snake oil, but those two could sell snake oil to a physician.”

“In honor of Cheney, Limbaugh has labeled the show "No Dick Left Behind", apparantly in reference to the much maligned "No Child Left Behind Act." The FCC found the title offensive and plans to Limbaugh $500,000, which Cheney plans to fix with a "hunting trip" with Justice Scalia. In a strange twist of events, Mr. Cheney now hopes that the Chief Justice will also forgo "button fly" pants when that day arrives.”

“The moral of the story is this..... if GWB has his way with the ban on gay marriage, the republican party may implode.”

“""No Dick Left Behind"......"



LMFGDMFSOBAO!!!!”

“Dont' worry Buddha, I'm sure gay marrige will be an option for you in the future. Any man who fantasises about two men giving oral pleasure to each other must be gay or at least homo-curious.”

“UP = Putz!”

“Maybe Cheney will get a prison cell with a hot tub.”

“I remember a time when the president was a Dick; now it's the vice president. Waning influence for Dicks. Perhaps some Viagra's in order?”

“I can just hear those two.....like the Warner Brothers cartoon chipmunks......"No, you lie first, please!"

"No, no, you first, I insist!"”

“Now we will get to the bottom of things!!!”

“Rush Limbaugh lies over Dick Cheney ...”

“"Now we will get to the bottom of things!!!"
Miss Anne Thrope
01:10:31 PM
03/22/04


Whose ass do we have to go through to get to this "bottom"?”

“Dick Fudd & Daffy Scalia?? LMAO!”

“LMAO Violin!

Thanks Tilt, I couldn't get who the duck was!”

“Good interview good points agreed fully with what was said.”

“You're not supposed to be talking politics on a backpacking website! Shut The #&%!$ Up!”

“Go tooooothe top^^^”

“(CNN) -- A group of students at Florida State University is demanding that FSU's president ask Vice President Dick Cheney not to attack Sen. John Kerry or make a "political diatribe" Saturday when delivers the school's commencement address.

The demand comes after Cheney used a speech Monday at Westminster College in Fulton, Missouri to sharply criticize the presumptive Democratic nominee's record, including votes against funding various weapons programs during his two decades in the Senate.

In a letter to FSU President Thomas Wetherell, the students characterized Cheney's speech in Missouri as "a nasty, personal attack" which "had no place in an official university setting."

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/04/29/students.cheney/index.html”

“Anyone catch the Daily Show with Jon Stewart? Stewart played Cheney's outright denial that he had ever said that representatives of Al Qaeda and Iraqi intelligence met in Prague. Then Stewart froze Cheney's image and played the exact video clip in which Cheney had indeed directly claimed linkage between the two, catching him on videotape in a lie. At that point Stewart said, addressing himself to Cheney's frozen image on the television screen, "It's my duty to inform you that your pants are on fire."
”

“LMAO Kleetn. John does a great job on that show!”

“Yeah - the Bushies really have to learn about Lexis-Nexis. It could keep them from getting caught lying so often.

Wasn’t that the same show where Stewart told Stephen Hayes that his book was a crock of sh_t?”

“Uncle Dicky lie to the nation???? Oh, the horror of it all.”