Deadwood

“Man, Wu's pissed, and uh, Swearingen's "pissed" too... OUCH!

BTW - I had the pleasure of watching it in HD last night, beautiful.”

“From the preview, it looks as though Al recovers. Whether Dan Dority recovers is up in the air.

How long before the commissioner meets Wu's pigs?

Wu is upset because of that Chinese guy who is setting up Cy Tolliver with whores.”

“Is that bitpusher clear to the left? LOL!”

“Yah, before I lost 20 pounds.”

“It was the beard, not the size. :)”

“lol...”

“Did anybody else catch the incest context between the blond whore and Wolcott?”

“Good god, the Philadelphia teams suck even on Deadwood:

Deadwood Nuggets
On April 1, 1876 the first National League baseball game was played. (Boston 6 - Philadelphia 5)


That would have been the original Philadelphia Athletics. The Phillies did not move from Worshester until 1883.”

“March 30, 2005 | HBO RENEWS DEADWOOD FOR A THIRD SEASON, WITH WESTERN DRAMA TO RETURN FOR 12 EPISODES NEXT YEAR
LOS ANGELES, March 30, 2005 - HBO has renewed the Emmy® and Golden Globe® winning western drama series DEADWOOD for a third season, it was announced today by Carolyn Strauss, president, HBO Entertainment. Created and executive produced by David Milch ("NYPD Blue," "Hill Street Blues"), the show is scheduled to begin production of 12 new episodes later this year, with debut set for 2006 on HBO.

"DEADWOOD is a dazzling and unpredictable show that has connected with both subscribers and critics," noted Strauss. "I'm thrilled that David Milch will bring us more episodes of this intriguing series next year."”

“March 30, 2005 | HBO #&%!$ING RENEWS DEADWOOD FOR A #&%!$ING THIRD SEASON, WITH WESTERN DRAMA TO RETURN FOR 12 #&%!$ING EPISODES NEXT YEAR
LOS ANGELES, March 30, 2005 - HBO has renewed the Emmy® and Golden Globe® winning western drama series DEADWOOD for a third #&%!$ing season, it was #&%!$ing announced today by Carolyn Strauss, president, HBO Entertainment. Created and executive produced by David Milch ("NYPD Blue," "Hill Street Blues"), the show is scheduled to begin production of 12 #&%!$ing new episodes later this year, with the #&%!$ing debut set for 2006 on HBO.

"DEADWOOD is a dazzling and unpredictable #&%!$ing show that has connected with both #&%!$#&%!$ing subscribers and the #&%!$ing hoopleheaded critics," noted Strauss. "I'm #&%!$ing thrilled that David Milch will bring us more #&%!$ing episodes of this intriguing #&%!$ing series next year. Everybody to the bar, alcohol and #&%!$ are half-price."”

“#&%!$ you, Bit!!!
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“WooHoooooooooo, good news! Well, bit's version is decidedly more *&$%ing believable.”

“Ah wasn't that sweet last night, seein' Al and Bullock gettin' along? Made me feel all warm and fuzzy....

Cocksucka's!”

“... not to mention Jane and the black guy.

I'm still trying to figure out his significance. Does he work for Wolcott or what?”

“Looked like the writers just discovered there were no Black people in the show and added two on.

I thought last nights show wasn't up to the usual standards.

What the he11 is going on with the ex-nanny????”

“Fields was just a guy that rented a mount from the other african American named Hostetler. He returned to town to pay for it and wound up getting assaulted with the tar because the angry mob was diverted from going after Jarry, the commissioner. So, they took their anger out on him.”

“He was supposed to be the diversion while others attacked the jail to get Jarry. I was expecting that Swearengen would off Jarry, but he's trying to keep him alive because if he dies they'd think Al did it.

Tolliver didn't seem too happy that Bullock saved Jarry's worthless hide. He seems to be burning the candle at both ends. Looks like Wolcot will be cutting him loose next week.”

“Who's the ex-nanny working for?”

“Was that Oryx who got caught behind the horse? :)

He has this thing about butts, doesn't he?”

“Steve do have his problems, don't he?”

“I loved the dude's explanation: "I didn't f... the horse; I just j....d off on its leg!"

In other words, "I may be a pervert, but I'm not that kind of pervert!"

Distinctions count.”

“Okay, so where does that leave us? Bullock is married to his brother's widow, but Alma Garrett is going to have his baby. Meanwhile, Bullock's horse has been having sex with Steve, whose lights Bullock punched out in a fit of male jealousy rage.

Man, this beats soap opera all to hell!”

“Next episode!

Trixie: (standing next to horse) So, you want a quick bj?

Horse: neighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!”

“stupid horse, i would have said yes”

“The horse knew that if it said yes, Swearengen would have charged it five bags of oats.”

“Wu, Swengen, endai!

(OK don't know how to spell what he was saying, but he sure was worked up.)”

“I like how swearingen is a bad ass dude who'll kill with the slightest provocation and Bullock is a (self) righteous "priick" who always does the right thing, but circumstances have teamed the two of them together into a formidable force.”

“Wu-Swijin! No San Francisco c0ck-suckah!”

“I agree, Hyway. It does make for interesting drama!”

“Swearingen holds that whole series together.”

“It seems like Trixie might be after a piece of the bank-pie... She's quietly putting all her allies in a pile.”

“and she has teh pile driver”

“I still wonder who she was going to shoot the night that Bullock went back to the Gem to get his gun...”

“good question, Phaeddy. I think it was Bullock. She hates him!”

“He ain't known too pleased with her either :)”

“Also, remember her reaction when Al was suffering. She seemed to show some loyalty to him...”

“Yeah, but I'm not sure why... It could be that she needs him alive as a counterbalance to Cy Tolliver. But remember, by pushing the miner-guy to marry Mrs Garrett, she's got to know that he'll eventually tell her who killed her husband...

I love this show.”

“Oh yeah, and she was looking out for Bullock's step-son-nephew and his new wife...

Intriguing.”

“I wondered which she would have shot too.

The correct nomenclature would be Sol's "f***ing partner."”

“I thought she was Sol's "f***ing partner. :)”

“Let me try to clarify that for ya hyway.

There is f***ing partner, which means she wants to f*** him.

And there is f***'-ing partner, which means Bullock.

Damned English language!”

“to be true deadwoodese you would need to say "Sol's "f***ing partner, the c***sucker." to mean Bullock.””

“Perhaps owing to her profession, Trixie doesn't use that term in the perjorative sense very much. Things do get confusing, don't they?”

“http://thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm

You'll notice that the cumulative #&%!$s per minute has increased throughout the series.
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“Mr "W" is the same #&%!$ that shot Wild Bill...am I correct?”

“You are correct you prick eatin' #&%!$, the actor is Garret Dillahunt.
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“Yes, Stikkie, I posted that more than a month ago. Dillahunt is a damn fine actor to pull off both of those parts. Of course, it took tons of make-up to play Jack McGraw.”

“Loved Trixie's response to Sol:

"Tread lightly who lives in hope of P***y."

At least now I know where I went wrong in my life.”

“Looks as though Bullock is gonna be back on the market. Will Alma be available, or will she be headed east on a train in the custody of Miss Isringhausen?

Just four c*cks*cking episodes left this f***ing season, dammitalltogoddamhell!”

“I love this show, but at least while I wait for the second season I can watch the 2nd season of Entourage, which starts June 5th.

About deadwood, I had read somewhere that once the Hearst mine is up and running strong that Walcott dissappears from history. I though Calamity Jane was gonna dissappear him there at the end.”