hey lumberzac

“I aim to please.”

“incoming”

“

this pic is still classic.”

“Hey Zac,

We're heading up to Saranac on Thursday. We need to load up on wood beforehand, according to the rangers up there. What would be the most economical way to procure a bunch of wood on the way up to the daks? any suggestions?”

“About the only thing I can think of is to buy wood from a roadside stand. It's probably not going to be supper cheap, but I can't thing of any thing else besides searching the woods for dead and downed wood.”

“Thamks, Zac. I think a strategic, half hour stop (roadside on a road with wooded areas) with all three vehicles in the caravan, could yield enough to make it worthwhile. And then, to supplement it, buy some of the larger pieces. I'll run it by the group...”

“you got mail (in your mail box)”

“you gots mail brotha”

“YGM”

“Thank you kindly sir.”

“play around on the clearing house site -tons of files.

lemme know if i can be of further help”

“Country Boy to Backwoods Bubba........over!!”

“This is Backwoods Bubba. What's going on Country Boy?........over!!”

“goddam woodchucks...”

“This from a guy that has an outdoor wood burning stove that’s painted Mossy Oak™”

“nut uh.

mines a plain ol' green and one.

i hate camo.”

“lyra is now living in Woodchuck, Vermont.....don't ya know??

Camo??

You ought to see these Baltimorons with their purple/black/white camo.....Ravens......sheesh!!!
Ravens eat roadkill!!!
NOt a noble bird!!

At least Redskins killed Whitey back in the day.”

“MarkO, did you drink your lunch today?? "killed whitey," LMAO.”

““lyra is now living in Woodchuck, Vermont.....don't ya know??
mARKo
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That's only 2 hours away from me, should I be skeered?”

“the man has gone off the deep end. actually i live in Woodstock, i didn't even know there was a Woodchuck! but you should prolly still be skeered.
;-) what town do you live in?”

“Bubba, you had better keep a shotgun loaded!!!

Oh wait, you probably do......just in case some critters wander close enough to do some porch-shots.

lyra, have you ever seen the old SNL skit......".....gonna kill every whitey I see......"
No, I didn't drink my lunch.
But I did have a lot of coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!”

“woodchuck cider

mmmmmmm.....”

“lyra, I was punning on "Woodstock".

"Woodchuck" is a slang term for Vermonter.

Zac lives near Wears-a-toga, New York.
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“Or is it, Wears-a-toga Springs??”

“iS-there-a-toga?”

“Woodstock, Woodchuck, what's the dif? Actually there is a Woodchuck draft cider that's made in Middlebury.

As for myself, I live outside of Sartoga Springs. A place that’s lets everyone know how great and historic it is, but forgets it came of age through prostitution and gambling.
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“tis a mighty fine cider ifn you ask me.”

“That it is.
http://www.woodchuck.com/
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“cider's for sissy-boys! ;-) heeheehee. well you guys tricked me, you little rascals.

prostitution & gambling, sounds like a mighty fine town!”

“Saratoga Springs is one of the closest concert venues to Vermont.

It's kinda like driving to Boston to see a ballgame.

lyra, did you know that Quechee Gorge is very popular among suicide jumpers??”

“kewl.

no i didn't know that! i'll keep that in mind if i ever need to "get rid of" anyone.”

“Almost every time I go to Maine I stop at a Dana’s Diner at Quechee Gorge for breakfast. Jumping off the bridge over the gorge defiantly would end it all pretty fast.”

“well at least you'd have a pretty last view to look at! we walked down to the bottom the other weekend, it was nice. i've never been to that diner, but i did go to that big "antiques" mall they have there last weekend...that sort of made me want to kill myself! LOL.”

“LOL I was thinking the same thing when my mother dragged me through there when I was about 12.”

“If you want to kill yourself in Maine, the perfect time is now. Memorial Bridge is under construction and not only is the suicide fence off, but the sidewalks and regular guard rails are gone as well. It's kinda scary driving across the bridge with only the jersey fence (or whatever that thing is) between you and the Kennebec River.
However, the view is great now that the suicide fence is gone.

haha, you could go to Dunkin' Donuts first, LOL...
:D
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“so noted, twiggy. LOL!

well you better give me a holler next time you're driving through, LZ!”

“whatta macabre thread you have zac”

“"haha, you could go to Dunkin' Donuts first, LOL...
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Uh, I think I'll pass on going back to that Dunkin' Donuts.”

“Hey twigeater, it's called a Jersey Wall, and if you ever actually went to Jersey you might consider ending it all!!

Stay In Maine!!!
Kinda the opposite of those stickers:
"Welcom To Maine.....Now GO HOME!!!"

Yo Zac, is Dana's Diner the one with all the Fifties Crap??
If so, I was there on my way to Ithaca last year.”

“I knew you'd know what I meant MarkO! :)

Don't sweat it, I plan on staying right where I am!”

“Ha ha!!

If you ever saw parts my fair city you would probably just wonder, "why?"......and, "WTFMF?!?"”

“Yo Zac, is Dana's Diner the one with all the Fifties Crap??
MarkO
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Nope. It's just up the hill from the gorge on Rt. 4.”

“When I lived in Vermont I rarely got on down to that uppity town of Woodstock.

I was mostly in and around the gritty villages of Randolph and Bethel.

We also had our hands full with little children and didn't get out much.

On rare occasion we would go to that swingin' capitol city of Montpelier for a meal and a picture show.”

“ygm”

“Back at yah”

“Afganistan Banana Stand”

“Hey Zac try google it really works.

Here is your cup in TI

http://www.argear.com/gear/grolicamptisierracup.html[url]”

“Sorry to get you excited wrong cup it is sierra cup in TI”

“Damn you Lt.
:p
lol

I did find this, which is similar.
http://www.beyondcarolina.com/p-737539-olicamp-titanium-space-saver-kettle.aspx

Although a bit bigger than what I want”

“Zac you got mail at hotmail”