I'm back in black

“After everyone's help, it was stratdewd that came through. Kudos, mi amigo, kudos.

All that and it was just the date and time that wasn't letting me sign onto TT,... to think, I was going to use the restore software to fix my whole computer.

I was living a month into the future... April 27th. Lemme tell you guys... the future isn't all it's cracked up to be.”

“Did you miss me?”

“With all my heart, soul, body, and mind.”

“Body?”

“Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun

Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
Date: 1550
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm
synonym see WIT”

“Sarcasm makes me horny.”

“I'm truely sorry to have used it then.”

“Now that you're back, could you start a new thread? The old one's getting kind of old and ratty.”

“Well not all sarcasm.”

“No,, noo the old thread is so comfortable, like old blue jeans.”

“Old and ratty? Like bacpac?”

“Mmmmm.... sarcasm.”

“Not that time!”

“Was it good for you?”

“I could barely feel it”

“Ouch.”

“nope,.. didn't say that either.”

“Did Pennsy have hair in the future?”

“ahem.....

i would like to thank all the little people who helped make this moment possible for me, and i accept this award on behalf of all guitar playing backpackers everywhere....”

“You're actually responding to bacpac's posts... like you can see then or something, LOL

I'm still wondering about the time thing. If that's what actually corrected the problem... Perhaps if your clock had been set back instead of forward, late instead of early... It would have posted you think?

I'm going to reset my clock and monkey with it.


If I don't return, wind up trapped in a tesseract somewhere.... #&%!$ it!”

“Congratulations on your return. It never occured to me that the computer time would be the problem.”

“I think Strat was speaking from experience.”

“"You're actually responding to bacpac's posts... "

TT withdrawl will make people do strange things.”

“i'm underwhelmed....”

“in the future there is no trail talk???? gosh the apocalypse is upon us.”

“LOL”

“Gahd, how I've missed you!!!


sarcasm”

“Now that I heard the solution, I've had that happen to me, maybe twice. The first time, I bugged Matt and he finally gave me the correct problem.

The second time it happened, I figured it out myself.

Guess I didn't think of it for your Scorchy, I mean, I shoulda gotten it before STRATDEWD!!! Oh the horror, the horror.

hehehehee”

“no respect, i tellya.....no respect at all....

the other day i checked into a hotel with my wife....the bellboy says, "can i get your bag sir?"
i said "no, let her walk"”

“go, henny, go!!! LOL”

“I reset my clock earlier today (forwards and backwards) and it didn't replicate the problem.

What OS is that, Scorchy?


(we know about Lizs' famous Windows Millennium Edition, LOL)”

“geesh...you just can't bring yourself to admit it.....

just say, atta boy strat...how bout, good job strat.....or way to go dewd...

i bet if it was phaeddy or laqtis you'd be singing my praises then.....and to think i thought you were cool...
[walks away, shaking head]”

“atta boy, strat!”

“You thought who was cool? Tilt?

How did you get that?”

“awww, anytime scorchypookiedookie....

i'm not near as mean as they make me out to be....and i hardly ever wet the bed anymore either...”

“Bo Diddley!”

“scratches behind strat's ears good boy!!!”

“[shaking left hind leg]”

“I used to have a Fender Strat”

“nice! i have 2...one is in my lap as we speak...er uhhmm ....type”

“Operating System?”

“Done the mod yet, dewd?”

“strat, do u play in a band?”

“marko, no...i got a line on it though....i have to get tuners(shaller) and get my amp fixed too, it fried out on me the other day.....my back up is fried too, lol....no wonder i got the blues...

scorchy, not at the time... i got tired of my last singers ego problems and said adios...we were together for 5 yrs. Gropu Therapy was the name if it.


I play around here every week at open mic nights at a couple good bars. there's some good crouds sometimes....sometimes not, but it's always fun. there are some ...ALOT of killer musicians and singers around here for a small college town. I always enjoy myself jamming...it's prolly when i'm at my happiest; when everything's clicking,everyone's playing tight, it's awesome....”

“The JIHAD SCORCHFIRE will continue, next time we will uninstall TT rather than just change the date. Long live the JIHAD SCORCHFIRE!!!”

“bite it, dubula!


strat, what kind of music did you play?”

“Operating System?????”

“dewd, careful with the amp!

Is it a tube amp?

Wait a minute!

Don't you have a Blues Deluxe?
2 X 6L6GT........”

“tube for sure, but it's a hotrod delux, saweet tone for sure....

scorch, i did, and still do play alot of blues, and classic rock kinda stuff....

i even played a few gigs with my brothers band recently. they are awesome and they basicly do all improv onstage. kinda like old pink floyd stuff.....really cool. milktruck is their name.

here's their website. it has a bunch of songs you can download, and I'm on most of them.

http://www.milktruckband.com/”

“i'll check it out in the morning when it's not 3am and everyone's not asleep LOL. thanks... and i love floyd.”