Ahnold at work tomorrow

“I usually don't post off subject matter but we just got a company wide email regarding groundbreaking of our new facility. The Governater is coming to work tomorrow, security will be tightened and the media will be present. Unfortunately (or fortunately) I'll be on my way to Death Valley.”

“Ahh! Darn it! I vas hopink you vould be zere, Mister Dunk, so I could meet you. Ah vell, I still look forward to helpink viss ze groundbreakink. Vill I get a shuffel uff my own?”

“Who ees thees impostor on heeere callink heemself Ahhhhnold. Hee is not comink to your vork tommorow, I vould like to meet you Dunk, somedays soon. I'm hoping you vill continue to be an ahssett to Caleeforneeia.”

“Ha ha ha. I sink zere is a troll tryink to pretend to be me! It must be my goot friend, Mister Geobeet!”

“I love it when trolls argue with other trolls.”

“"......security will be tightened...."



Ja, mitt lotz uf zit-oops!”

“Troll vs Troll
A Trail Talk Death Match.”

“Spy vs. Spy ?”

“I'm sorry!”

“Ah vas heeere feerst. Theese ahhhnold ist un impostor.”

“Ja, mein Fuhrer!

Und I zink he ist un KFC-eetin schwienhund!

Or so I've been told.”

“Haha! Ve shall see who vas here first, jah? Here is ze email for ven I created my account (viss certain sinks left out, like my passvord, uff course!):


Date: 10:20 AM PDT, 04/08/2003
From: matt@thebackpacker.com
To: *****@*******.***
Subject: Trail Talk Account
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Your account for posting messages on Trail Talk has been created.

Here is your information:
Username: Ahhhnold
Password: **********

You may change your account information by logging into Trail Talk and clicking
on Edit User Account.
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Jah! I haff had my account for almost von year! It iss almost as excitink as beink ze Governator of Kahleefornia!”

“Who iz zee scheisse kopf now, mein Fuhrer?”