Bacpac moved?

“I saw a license plate in my development that said "A Troll." For a split second I thought bacpac or one of our other many trolls had moved in my 'hood.”

“Some of these guys haven't talked to a woman in years...one of the trolls probably did move to your neighborhood in hopes of bagging a backpacking chick.”

“Better methods for bagging backpacking chicks must be developed. I've dayhiked each of the last few weeks in Shenandoah, and each time I've run across couples around my age backpacking. Where do these guys get backpacking chicks? I've never been able to find a girlfriend who backpacks. Perhaps we do need to identify neighborhoods where the elusive backpacking chicks live, and then move into them.”

“STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!”

“ChicagoMark -

You'll be happy to know that I will not compromise my views on the sanctity of marriage in order to bag a backpacking chick...

Although I may have to devise means which may compromise other values.”

“bacpac isn't allowed to cross state lines yet......

that's what his sister, violin, told me anyways....”

“And I was wondering why I couldn't find a backpacking boyfriend. I was on a date the other night and the guy was asking me about backpacking and camping and the trip I took last weekend. He had an utter look of horror on his face when he asked me, you bring latrines with you, don't you?

Sheeshola!!!”

“A guy said that - what a wus.”

“Come at me, I DARE YA!”

“LMAO!!

You people....”

“You're not watching A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor. They have three cams with updates every 15 seconds. 5 to 7 P.M. CST.”

“wtf”

“ok, that made me want to yodel......”

“The ladies love the bad boys.

Big Kiss, scorchie :-0”

“ACK! Big block, Miss bacpac.”

“do what crazy mike does, start a backpacking club, join a backpacking club and/or go on TT trips.”

“[that was a reply to bison's question]”

“Join the PATC.”

“I've found that the chances for finding a backpacking chick increase by looking on the trail instead of in bars.

Of course then the problem you have is that they are more interested in backpacking then...(you know)”

“bacpac kissed scorchie, hee hee!”

“I saw that same tag in my travels, scorchie. Maybe on my way too or from the canal last week.”

“What a coinkydink!”

“Paul, those cameras must only be turned on for Saturday only.”