Another Third Party Candidate

“I just saw where Miller High Life is running for the President of Beers. They say Budweiser may be the King, "But this is a democracy, Dammit!"

[well, it many be a democracy on a Saturday about four o'clock in the mornin' or even on a Monday at midnight when there's just a few of those fabulous poodles doin' the peppermint twist for real, but otherwise I'm none too sure anymore]

In Any Event ---- I hereby nominate Plzeňský Prazdroj (Pilsner Urquell) to be the official Illegal Alien of Beers.”

“You're whacked, Tilt!”

“We do asbestos we can.


(BTW - I think 'may' is usually spelled without an 'N')”

“i am ging to vote for miller, not besause i like miller (because i don't), but because it will be a vote against budweiser. i hate budweiser.

i don't mind pilsner urquell, but i really, really, really like most any brown ale, porter or stout.”

“India Pale Ale for Illegal Pale Aliens”

“LOL

Anybody But Bud!!!”