matt, reclassify these threads please

“Typical Republican Hypocrisy

Bringing back the draft?”

“Thanks for all your hard work!”

“Who died and made you webmaster? LOL!”

“I said PLEASE! LOL”

“SS, I thought all weekend about starting this same thread -- thanks for putting yourself in the crosshairs on behalf of other TTers.

Hey Nigal, you're going to be sorry if Matt died this morning, Mr. Smarty Pants, ;-p”

“Some people better be glad I'm not webmaster!
That lyra, mapleleaf and twigeater troublemakers would be so banned! ;-)
And don't get me started on lizs.... ;-)”

“yeah butt you now have a new picture for your dart board”

“Be quiet HOI.
She hasn't seen that thread yet.
No lightning bolt has hit me yet. ;-)”

“The thread called " the passion" could be moved also.

Matt, thanks for the nice changes!”

“matt, wipe my butt?”

“Hey Matt! How about making some imbecile here a *gasp* MODERATOR who could change thread topic categories. It would save you trouble and vomitous threads like this.

Then again, Lord knows, you'd have to beat back a herd of popularity seeking trail talk geeks if you offered such a position, so never mind...scratch that suggestion.”

“

"Some people better be glad I'm not webmaster!
That lyra, mapleleaf and twigeater troublemakers would be so banned! ;-)
And don't get me started on lizs.... ;-)"
StoveStomper

Uh, too much competition for you, StoveStomper

BTW, Lizs is great: I would love to get started on her! Butt, But alas, I'm so old, it looks like I'll never make it to the starting gate again.”

“Haha, give moderator powers to one of the nuts here...I think he'd be safer just spending a little bit of time a day doing it himself.”

“don't laugh, dub. haven't you ever watched King Rat? I think bitpusher would be the prime candidate to tap for this.........”

“Did you guys ever consider that Matt might enjoy being the sole moderator? Instead of looking at stuff like that as a chore or pain...he might enjoy it? I know lots of moderators who do enjoy moderating.”

“I wonder if Matt's wife ever reads this stuff. I can imagine the kinds of comments she'd drop on the poor boy! Is it actually a tag team operation between them, perhaps? Hmmmm...”

“haha, maybe his wife is one of us and we just don't know who she is...could you imagine Matt's position, "Please stop trolling them honey or I'll have to ban you. I know you think its fun and easy and I let you get away with a lot...but please, please stop trolling." "You'll let me troll or you'll be sleepin' on the couch tonight." ":-("”

“LMAO .....hahahaha.....Dub..that was soooo funny...LOL”

“LOL Dub!”

“there's no way i'm eating all those live crickets! ! ! !”

“Wow, what an explanation Dub...perfectly plausible...”

“Oh My God!
matt is married to violin! ;-)”

“Or, maybe, Matt is violin.”

“nowslimmer - that thought has crossed my mind and been rejected, LOL.
I've met matt, he's too nice a guy to be violin. ;-)”

“Matt, I see that you moved one thread to Fuego, how about Bring it on and Outsourcing steals American jobs and who thinks freemasons suck

It's up to you, this is your site, but I do like the idea of such threads being moved "over there". Thanx for the fuego.”

“Add these to the list

Yet another republican terrorist
Jesus faked
Osama captured?”

“Matt, wipe my hiney?”

“what about "the nightcrawlers"?”

“It's not about politics at all. We talk gear/backpacking/trips as well as chit chatter. General.”

“it's under "etc."”

“It's a general icon next to it”

“Matt the following threads need to be reclassified into the "Hot, wet and barely legal Buddha Bear action" category

Buddha Bear..you little stud muffin
I had a Buddha Bear Dream
BUDDHA BEAR NEEDS A COUPLE OF GIRLFRIENDS
Biz & Buddha Bear Sex
Ooooooh Buddha Bear!
Buddha Bear and Bigfoot.......
Kodiakman and Buddha Bear
Walkindude, Packrat, Buddha Bear "Home Alone"

Dude, those last four make me a little uncomfortable. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.”

“MY EYES MY EYES.... I looked at a political thread..... arrrgggghhhhh!!!!”

“LMAO HPM! My new kinda-sorta friend that's a girl would be happy to dispute the last 4 for you!”

“Oh sure I trust you on that.
No need to prove anything to me.
I'm quite secure thank you.
After you BB, lead the way
No, you can go first, I insist.”

“And reclassify this one too.”

“Nope. Sorry.

Please reclassify 'Nightcrawlers' as 'Chatter'.”

“Matt, could we please have a classification for notes to the webmaster? I hate reading these thread!”

“Wouldn't it be easier if Matt just came to all our houses and work places and deleted all the threads we don't like or agree with their placement.

We can each make a little list to make it easier on him. He could stop by once a week. I think this would be fair.”

“Matt, could you please cut up my steak?”

“Tilt...perhaps he can figure out what whine to go with that steak?”

“Matt, could we please have a separate heading for mtnsteve so I don't have to read what he posts? Thank you Matt. You run a great website.”

“Matt please ban all Phillies fans.”

“Matt, could we please have a separate heading for Tilt? I don't like the way he leans. Thanks Matt. The site's great.”

“Matt, a separate heading for Mets fans please. Thanks Matt. You run a great ship.”

“"what about "the nightcrawlers"?"
Buddha Bear
05:11:44 PM
04/28/04


Yeah! Put that thread at the bottom permanently or something.”

“Matt, could we have a feature that deletes Violin's posts as soon as he submits them? Appreciate it Matt. Wonderful web site, by the way.”

“Matt, please ban Mtnsteve and Geobeet.

Thanks! The check is in the mail....”

“Tilt, cutting up steak has nothing to do with backpacking and you know it. Keep it up and we're gonna hafta start a separate "dinner" forum, which would probably be controversial because for some people supper is dinner, and dinner is really lunch, etc. Don't do this, man. Now, of course, if you use the "steak cutting" reference to perhaps ask if anyone here has any experience with a Buck® Whittaker Short Approach Knife with a serrated blade, or a Gerber® Freeman Exchange-A-Blade Drop Point Boning knife, then fine. But just saying, "could you please cut up my steak?", take it to another forum. A little respect. That's all I'm trying to say.”

“ROTHFLMBO You guys are too much....”